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Weather emergencies are a great way to induce media-driven panic, and the best place to witness it in real time is the supermarket.

When in panic or in doubt, run around, scream and shout; but first stock up on all the toilet paper, eggs, milk and bread you can carry to make ritual French Toast.

Pathetic.

The People Cube never lets an emergency go to waste. Comrades of the  Kollecktive—exploit the opportunity before it melts.

 

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Word up is that Waffle House is more than just short handed cooked today, but is (gasp) c.l.o.s.e.d. due to inclement weather.



It's so comforting in these agitated news driven daze, that TPC SUB Waffle House is scattering and smothering wide open on the big grill like always. Beet waffles! Beet grits!! Beet buttered and sugared to perfection by our Non GMO free ranging egg crackin' staff.


Order, up!

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Cabin Fever a KitKat’s when you least expect it.



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Althougn not specifically on the Food Pyramid, apparently, this is now a "staple" during snowstorms:

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/p ... snowstorm/

Also not on the Food Pyramid and not a staple are Homeland Security Agent fingers.

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Colonel Obyezyana wrote:
1/25/2026, 7:07 pm
Althougn not specifically on the Food Pyramid, apparently, this is now a "staple" during snowstorms:

https://nypost.com/2026/01/25/us-news/p ... snowstorm/

Also not on the Food Pyramid and not a staple are Homeland Security Agent fingers.

The State of Pennsylvania knows what it’s doing with right hand while the left hand bakes brownies.

https://www.bizjournals.com/pittsburgh/ ... storm.html

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Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Your photo of the Glorious Socialist Shopping Experience™ reminds me to report on the latest with the Kansas City socialist shopping experiment.  

I notice that no one anywhere in the Media have mentioned KCSunFresh for months.  Not even to try to make excuses for the tremendous success.  “What success?”, you might ask.  The People’s KCSunFresh has ceased operation as a nutrition distribution point and has began operating as an unofficial, tenant governed, impromptu free range housing facility.  Soon after the People’s Maintenance Workers sealed the building with sturdy plywood sheeting the new tenants gained entrance and have not budged since.  I have not visited the opulent People’s KCSunFresh Housing Facility myself, but I hear reports that the shelves are just as well stocked as they were before the transition.  The inspirational sculpture is still out in front.  No one is sure of what is supposed to inspire, but it is accepted form to say nice things about it.  

The picture shared by Comrade trashmouth reminds me of the aftermath of grocery shopping when my sons were teenagers.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon


 
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