Blasts from the Past

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, these graphics were posted in late 2024 and early 2025 (long before a concerned citizen sprayed Somalian deodorant on Ilhan Omar):

 

Despite these warnings and burgeoning proof of her involvement in scams and fraudulent citizenship, she's still a Somali U.S. Representative. How can this be? The deafening layer of non-stop static from foreign interlopers and their accomplices in media explains much, but for the larger picture we must turn to the Wife-Beater Theory:

  

[jackalopelipsky]

Living in a Netflix World

Cue James Brown.



Feel good! Living In America! Get Up On It!!

It’s all bananas and rice, comrades. It’s chicky, baby!

Living in A Netflix World!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Living in a Netflix World

Q: How many Somalis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Chicken?

[jackalopelipsky]

Living in a Netflix World

Q: How many Somalis does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Chicken?

I love a good tuna fish sandwich on toasted sour dough, too, Colonel O.

This may be beyond Netflix World and inside the black hole traveling the Milky Way.



This vessel can be seen traveling the Apple Cider Vinegar Way and upsetting to the Apple Cart Solar System.

[jackalopelipsky]