Poor Me Magazine #14

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Atheists say they don't believe in gods but they do. And they'll scream "blasphemy" the moment you insult their gods.

[jackalopelipsky]

Well, is Obama a jungle animal, or not?



As we say in Texazistan, Highway 6 runs both ways, comrade.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

As we say in Texazistan, Highway 6 runs both ways, comrade.

So do Barack and her husband.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

As we say in Texazistan, Highway 6 runs both ways, comrade.

So do Barack and her husband.
 

That's good, Colonel O. Oh the joy of having a frozen custard delight to spoon from as we sit at the rest area beside Highway 6, just watching as some cars go one way, and some are going the other way. Fascinating to watch. Especially with a long spoonable frozen custard delight and a soft drink.

Welcome to the Jungle.



Trump and Melania define the jungle. Melania has got to be the hottest ape FLOTUS in history!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

The fake ape controversy is a Leftist mole hill to frantically distract public attention from the mountainous point of the video: Leftists favor manipulatable Smartmatic and Dominion voting machines that facilitate voter fraud.

The short silly animals video should never have been tacked on to the end of it: we already know that Leftists are bottom-feeding political animals of the lowest order.