St. Karen: Feminist Patron Saint of Mediocrity

[jackalopelipsky]

All comrades know Antonio Salieri --- the composer who, according to popular Hollywood invention of history, poisoned Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart -- and was self annointed as the Saint of Mediocrity. Since, 1984, the number [secret] of comrades who have been brought to tears by this Hollywood Blockbuster and Academy Award sweeping film's final scene, featuring F. Murray Abraham's show stealing performance in the theatrical role of a fictional "Antonio Salieri" - The Saint of Mediocrity pronouncing blessing upon mediocrities, everywhere.



In 1984 theaters, this scene opened the floodgates of Niagara, comrades. Niagara Falls tears flowed, and have continued to flow ever since 1984.

Men of mediocrity were free to whatever they found themselves capable of doing and be happy with that decision. Find a career, a wife, a home with some wholesome mediocrity kids to watch writing their spelling words 5 times each evening, hoping success arrived on Friday. Mediocrity! It was men in 1984: Living large, gainfully employed, keeping a house according to his best abilities, given his God given mediocre bell curve indication of a normal grade American life.

Karen saw that HIS word in the above verbiage explaining the Patron St. of Mediocrity and what HE [conspiracy] forgave and blessed. Karen knew if Men were associated with deciding what was normal, majority bell curve grade, mediocrity of life, that was a threat to HER/SHE/VaginaPerson. It was then, Karen's cat's nails scratched her face.

Epiphany experience.
Cat nails can be extremely toxic to humans and causing physical system disturbance, even for feminists.

Comrades, did you know there's a word for the emotion experienced when you hear fingernails down a blackboard? It's called grima, which English speakers appropriated from Spanish speakers because we didn't have a specific word for "that face" when subjected to nails on blackboard sounds in English.

¡GRIMA!

St. Karen: The Birth of the Feminist Patroness and Saint of Mediocrity
Dare to be as mediocre as a man

During the reign of emperor Trump, Karen allegedly refused any male authority within her field of reason. In this video the suffering Karen spreads love to liberate herself from any manly control of F. Murray Abraham's blessings on mediocrities. That was 1984, the past, and Karen wanted to pwn Mediocrity for Womyn. Karen rules her children and prepares them for a future of female determined mediocrity.



Karen went on to martyr Her/She/VaginaPerson life rather than live within the confines of ManLy Oppressive Boundaries and gradient grade scales that determined the definition of mediocrity.

Since posting this video, Karen was consequently raided by Homeland Security, and after undergoing extravagant trials and psychological tortures developed by patents stolen and mass produced in Mao's Laboratory, was finally sent to a prestigious Mind Clinic in Brazil, in reference to the Hollywood Film location.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

The first time the "F" word was used in my house, I used it,  having heard it from a neighbor.  (My Mother wasn't helping write it for me.)

"correction" of the error in my ways was sudden, effective, and significant.  Corporal punishment was immediately promoted twice to Staff Sergeant.  I still don't use the word.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, Hollywood and Broadway pervert history whenever it suits the need for a script with a dynamic conflict, and so it was with "Amadeus."

Salieri was not the evil villain of stage and screen. He was an accomplished composer and was one of Ludwig van Beethoven's music teachers.

Never trust Hollywood or Broadway or you might come away thinking that Malcolm X's father was lynched to death or that Alexander Hamilton was African.

[trashmouth]

Colonel Obyezyana......Wasn't Malcolm X's father driven to madness after being exposed to 12 hours of a whole life insurance agent's presentation, and didn't Alexander Hamilton write a play that was a big hit on Broadway?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Colonel Obyezyana......Wasn't Malcolm X's father driven to madness after being exposed to 12 hours of a whole life insurance agent's presentation, and didn't Alexander Hamilton write a play that was a big hit on Broadway?

Among unionized teachers in K-12 schools, that is probably the consensus.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Don't you MEN realize, St. Karen is going to f' you up and wrest your claim of the control of normalcy from your gun gripping hands??? This post is HERStory!

HERStory!!!

This is not a post to shoehorn about all the conspiracy theories about Antonio Salieri, Alexander Hamilton, or Malcom X! Hollywood and Public Schools have already recorded their male contributions for America's mediocre comrades.

Look who controls the Virginia Tongs now!



While Governor Abigail may not measure up to full median grilling ability, it's the TONGS she controls that are going to sack Virginia.

She's got mediocre men saying that's real beef she's fixin' for dinner.... sure...it is...TONG!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Don't you MEN realize, St. Karen is going to f' you up and wrest your claim of the control of normalcy from your gun gripping hands??? This post is HERStory!
 

HERStory!!!

This is not a post to shoehorn about all the conspiracy theories about Antonio Salieri, Alexander Hamilton, or Malcom X! Hollywood and Public Schools have already recorded their male contributions for America's mediocre comrades.

Look who controls the Virginia Tongs now!



While Governor Abigail may not measure up to full median grilling ability, it's the TONGS she controls that are going to sack Virginia.

She's got mediocre men saying that's real beef she's fixin' for dinner.... sure...it is...TONG!

That mystery meat she's cooking isn't palatable enough for a chinese lo mein dish at my local ptomaine palace.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Can’t Hollywood mediocre men hear themselves?



Stop thinking of St. Karen as just another sex toy version of a guy taking over.

[jackalopelipsky]

St. Karen is going to send this chicken squeezing mediocrity to Hell for this.



Sweet Child? Of His??