Komrad Zohran is Racist!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Requiring oppressed masses to provide ID that is impossible for them to get because they've never even seen a computer.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/zoh ... -snow-2-0/

Also, remember to bring your own shovel Komrade!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Bernie won't be bringing his shovel.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Sung to the tune of "Scarborough Fair."

 Are you willing to shovel our snow?
Take a number, then stand in line.
Remember to bring five forms of ID,
Then we can hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
Voting is diff’rent, bear that in mind,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you’ll cover our piles of trash,
Take a number, then stand in line.
That’s how you’ll help us cover our ass,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you’ll shovel the bright yellow snow,
Take a number, then stand in line.
And piles of poop where the haram dogs go,
Then we’ll conceal our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you don’t have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
If you’re rejected, please don’t you whine,
Hypocrisy is part of our snowcialist decline.

Add more verses if you can.

[jackalopelipsky]

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.