Komrad Zohran is Racist!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Requiring oppressed masses to provide ID that is impossible for them to get because they've never even seen a computer.

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/zoh ... -snow-2-0/

Also, remember to bring your own shovel Komrade!

[Ellsworth Toohey]

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Bernie won't be bringing his shovel.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Sung to the tune of "Scarborough Fair."

 Are you willing to shovel our snow?
Take a number, then stand in line.
Remember to bring five forms of ID,
Then we can hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
Voting is diff’rent, bear that in mind,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you’ll cover our piles of trash,
Take a number, then stand in line.
That’s how you’ll help us cover our ass,
Then we’ll hide our snowcialist decline.
 
Tell us you’ll shovel the bright yellow snow,
Take a number, then stand in line.
And piles of poop where the haram dogs go,
Then we’ll conceal our snowcialist decline.

Tell us you don’t have the forms that we need,
Take a number, then stand in line.
If you’re rejected, please don’t you whine,
Hypocrisy is part of our snowcialist decline.

Add more verses if you can.

[jackalopelipsky]

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

 

[jackalopelipsky]

This is serious, comrades. Do not laugh.

 

Attitudes like that never shoveled snow paths for tiny kindergarteners.

[Margaret]

Since this is to be done during normal work days who shows up to do this? And if most people are unable to get to work because of blizzard conditions who can get to the place they’ve setup to get hired?

[Red Square]

Like we always said, bring warm clothes and a shovel.

Utopia is just arounf the corner!

[jackalopelipsky]

The jackalope is already seeing visions of freed criminals answering Mamdani’s Call to Wear a warm coat and shovel like comrades do in Mr. Mamdani’s totally NEW —never tried before Communist Utopia!

So many freed criminals wanting to shovel snow for Communism because they are free on the streets of NYC, and just want to give back, or pay it forward.