GWONT Protection Plan

[jackalopelipsky]

The Glorious World of Next Tuesday is real. Protect yourself every day of the week with GWONT Cam. For sense on the American dollar, there’s no better GWONT protection, than GWONT Cam. There’s an affordable GWONT CAM protection plan to serve you, comrade.



Even on days not ending with “Why”!

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Comrade who is proudly displaying his sexual attraction for Bad Man Orange would fit right in around here.  



I generally try to see and avoid these wastes of skin, but occasionally one will sneak up on me.  Apparently I broadcast my distain for such buffoonery.  They always have some lame, whiny, snotty comment to make.  I begin with saying a number.  A guess at their IQ.  75 for instance.  For some reason this never goes over well and they decide to get in my face.  At this point I generally go full GSgt Hartman on the snowflake offender.  (Not that I do the part justice.  I was a lessor being in The People's Air Force)  I usually begin with a variation of “disgusting fat body” as that always applies.  The situation usually devolves from there and the blue haired aggressor retreats to a safe space.  



I do hope it and the long suffering spouse make it home soon.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon 

[jackalopelipsky]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The Comrade who is proudly displaying his sexual attraction for Bad Man Orange would fit right in around here.  



I generally try to see and avoid these wastes of skin, but occasionally one will sneak up on me.  Apparently I broadcast my distain for such buffoonery.  They always have some lame, whiny, snotty comment to make.  I begin with saying a number.  A guess at their IQ.  75 for instance.  For some reason this never goes over well and they decide to get in my face.  At this point I generally go full GSgt Hartman on the snowflake offender.  (Not that I do the part justice.  I was a lessor being in The People's Air Force)  I usually begin with a variation of “disgusting fat body” as that always applies.  The situation usually devolves from there and the blue haired aggressor retreats to a safe space.  



I do hope it and the long suffering spouse make it home soon.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon 

Jackalopelipsky is just relieved the innocent bystander’s GWONT CAM was there to protect him from the guy pimping for carnal knowledge with Trump. GWONT CAM is self protection in this illicit affair trying to take over The Collective.

Red Salmon with a GWONT CAM would make Nam, or even the engaging violence of Iraq or Afghanistan seem tame. Be safe with GWONT CAM protection. It’s a dangerous world stepping out of your gulag cell door, comrades.