Strawberry Fields To Next Tuesday

[jackalopelipsky]

Forget it used to be Strawberry Fields Forever.

Today, it’s Strawberry Fields only until this comrade’s next Thursday.

[Kommissar Uberdave]

Kamrade Jackalopelipsky, as kamrade Obama (praise be his name) pointed out, winners of life’s lottery are expected to "give something back:" Kamrade Emery ought to realize the State is the sole owner of his strawberries..."

Liberalism 101 Lesson 97:

Collecting revenue is an important component of Liberal Marxist Progressive philosophy where punishing those who have become winners of life’s lottery and are in the possession of an unfair excess is paramount.

There is literally nothing we will not consider when striving to relieve the peasant masses of their overabundance, by demonizing CO2; we have even found a way to tax the very air that they breathe.

Be aware that the taxation of something has absolutely nothing to do with the funding of any government services or preferred Liberal Marxist Progressive investment initiatives but is, instead, purely for the purpose of the over-riding and fundamental aim of “fairness.”



On the other hand, the young kamrade with the bowl of cereal might be surprised to learn how much of his bowl of cereal he will be forced to share with other kamrades in his Socialist Utopia and that the hammer and sickle in communist symbology represents labor he's obviously unused to...