Name the Supreme Leader's disease contest.

[Margaret]

The list so far:

1. Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome
2. Multiple Boxclerosis
3. Irritable Box Syndrome
4. Post-Traumatic Box Disorder
5. Corrugated Artery Disease
6. Flatpack Fever
7. Pulpitis
8. Box Pox
9. Cartonoma
10. Tape Worm Infestation
11. Corrugated Dystrophy
12. Boxheimer's Disease
13. Pulp Fibromatosis
14. Carton-Willi Syndrome
15. Flatpack Ataxia
16. Tape Takayasu
17. Boxçet's Disease
18. Pulpoid Cyst
19. Corrugoidosis
20. Cardboard Progeria
21. Corrugated Fibrosis

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Inflamed Guernica.

(Definitley NOT a priapism.) 

[Margaret]

Good news. The disease isn’t keeping him down. He gets stiff as… as… well… cardboard.

[jackalopelipsky]

Good news. The disease isn’t keeping him down. He gets stiff as… as… well… cardboard.

Inflamed Guernica.

(Definitley NOT a priapism.) 

This is correct diagnosis.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Margaret,

I suspect I could get into so much trouble even mentioning #3.  I think feel that I have met many persons with Irritable Box Syndrome.  Widespread Irritable Box Syndrome affliction could explain so much.  

Why do I suddenly fear an encounter with Comrade Pinkie?

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Iosef]

An associate of "Baghdad Bob" no doubt!

[Margaret]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Margaret,

I suspect I could get into so much trouble even mentioning #3.  I think feel that I have met many persons with Irritable Box Syndrome.  Widespread Irritable Box Syndrome affliction could explain so much.  

Why do I suddenly fear an encounter with Comrade Pinkie?

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

Doctor Margaret says if you have Irritable Box Syndrome it's probably a yeast infection.