Happy S&BJ Day, Comrades

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Valentine's Day was exactly one month ago and you know what that means.

Happy S&BJ Day, Comrades!*

* Sorry vegetarians, but this holiday is for meat eaters only.
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Since, women are purportedly supposed to cook a filet steak for and perform fellatio on their man in response to cards, chocolate and flowers given by this man on Valentine's Day, is this Steak and BJ Day some kind of TPC SUBWH basement torture, interrogation session in which The Guards want to find out Jackalopelipsky’s purported steak grilling recipes??

Just know, Jackalopelipsky has begun burying that proprietary information so deep in her mind, comrades…

[Colonel Obyezyana]

is this...Day some kind of TPC SUBWH basement torture, interrogation session in which The Guards want to find out Jackalopelipsky’s purported steak grilling recipes??

Don't read so much into it, Comrade, it's social justice—women get their Valentine's Day and men get their S&BJ Day to even things out.

Some may say "Oh, but Valentine's Day is for both sexes."

No it's not.

Every year, Valentine's Day unfairly puts men to a completely subjective test of romantic love measured by gifts, royal treatment, and whether a man has correctly guessed how to fulfill a woman's unspoken expectations. 

S&BJ Day answers the historical misandry of Valentine's Day with equity—a course correction that dispenses with the guessing game and proudly proclaims, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." 

Viva le revolución, mujeres!

 

[jackalopelipsky]

is this...Day some kind of TPC SUBWH basement torture, interrogation session in which The Guards want to find out Jackalopelipsky’s purported steak grilling recipes??

Don't read so much into it, Comrade, it's social justice—women get their Valentine's Day and men get their S&BJ Day to even things out.

Some may say "Oh, but Valentine's Day is for both sexes."

No it's not.

Every year, Valentine's Day unfairly puts men to a completely subjective test of romantic love measured by gifts, royal treatment, and whether a man has correctly guessed how to fulfill a woman's unspoken expectations. 

S&BJ Day answers the historical misandry of Valentine's Day with equity—a course correction that dispenses with the guessing game and proudly proclaims, "What's good for the goose is good for the gander." 

Viva le revolución, mujeres!

 

I can’t believe you explained the social justice of the whole traffic circle to get to S & BJ’s as though ‘pelipsky was “reading too much” into the glorious world of next Tuesday. Just because your conniving social justice ValenTAKER doesn’t grill your meat the way you prefer, that’s not jackalopelsky’s reading socialism problem.

There’s social justice able to really cook, and then there’s phony lovers like this.



This is so sad.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I can’t believe you explained the social justice of the whole traffic circle to get to S & BJ’s as though ‘pelipsky was “reading too much” into the glorious world of next Tuesday. Just because your conniving social justice ValenTAKER doesn’t grill your meat the way you prefer, that’s not jackalopelsky’s reading socialism problem.

Believe it. And I mansplained it so well that you somehow imagined how my Valentaker grills meat, which I never mentioned at all.

Lobster hasn't been added to the S&BJ menu…yet…but SL&BJ is the natural next step in the progressive march to a fair and equitable Next Tuesday™ that shames and punishes the misandry that has oppressed men since the so-called sexual revolution of the 1960s.

SIC SEMPER FEMINA TYRANNIS!

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

At least I can get a steak. And make it correctly.

[jackalopelipsky]

At least I can get a steak. And make it correctly.

Truth.

Why put yourselves in this current truth humiliating situation?



today it’s counter revolutionary to be a woman able to grill a steak for her man.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

You need a special day?  Like only once a year?  How limiting.  As far as the Hallmark Holiday in February goes, if one shows the object of their desire affection and consideration all year long, then Valentine’s Day turns into just another blissful day.  I could be mistaken.  I’ve only been at this game for 40+ years.  (A good start, I think feel)  As a frustrated short order cook, I do all the grilling and most of the cooking.  If I’m feeling deprived of steak it is my own fault.  Has Hallmark set their smarmy card writing AI to the task yet?  Should liven up the greeting card section at Walmart.

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon