Cornyn: Senator Without A State

[jackalopelipsky]

Texans pronounce this supernatural affliction be placed upon Senator John Cornyn and his staff upon learning the Senator stole the sacred Texas Bible Belt Buckle and traded it to the religion of Islam for filthy lucre.

This proclamation declares John Cornyn a treasonous undead Senator unable to feel the pleasure, or taste the joys, of being a Texan ever again.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

In his impending retirement from the US Senate, I hope he finds productive labor monitoring the shovel-washing station at any gulag located miles of permafrost from anywhere. Adios Senator, pack extra gloves.

[jackalopelipsky]

In his impending retirement from the US Senate, I hope he finds productive labor monitoring the shovel-washing station at any gulag located miles of permafrost from anywhere. Adios Senator, pack extra gloves.

Dang, he forgot his gloves and his Kafka Trapper Hat. Hope his family is able to get those items delivered.

[jackalopelipsky]

Meet the Best Mate for this shovel washing sailing vessel. Jasmine wearing a TPC Kafka Trapper hauling sea water up in a bucket for shovel washing detail really works, doesn’t it comrades?

[Comrade Meatshield]

{off} Radio talk show host Michael Berry has dubbed our soon-to-be late Senator as John Wayne McCornyn, referring to his tough Texan image whenever he comes "home" to campaign for reelection. Thankfully that's at an end, tho now we wait for who he will lobby and shill for.

[jackalopelipsky]

{off} Radio talk show host Michael Berry has dubbed our soon-to-be late Senator as John Wayne McCornyn, referring to his tough Texan image whenever he comes "home" to campaign for reelection. Thankfully that's at an end, tho now we wait for who he will lobby and shill for.

You know what this means, comrades? TPC SUBWH knew the need for this hat design...in advance...



Thank you Red Square for drawing up the image from Jackalopelipsky's fevered request for a Bolshevic ushanka done Westabolsh American Style.

The TPC Kafka Trapper at The Alamo, located in Texazistan, where the local muezzin plays the Degüello in our cities.



Thank you, John Wayne McCornyn - officially designated - Senator Without A State.

Like Scarlett O'lipsky said: "Why, with all these Westabolsh's grown here in Texazistan, the need for TPC Kafka Trappers ought to go sky high this election cycle!"

TPC Factories are now hiring! TPC Floor Managers say they hope to be reproducing TPC Kafka Trapper designer/campaign hats at full capacity at their collective's location before next Tuesday.