Iran Strikes Back! Multiple US Officials Injured Throwing Away Iran's 10 Point Plan

[Panem Et Circenses]

Washington, DC -- Iran has been warning since the US-Iran conflict began that it was going to bring devastation to its adversary.

According to Ahmet All-Shishkabob, the current living spokesmullah for the Iranian regime, "TGS - sorry, The Great Satan - has committed many sins, most of all destroying our glorious leaders.  We vow to respond to all our martyrs with many deaths and horrible injuries of US high-ranking officials.  An eye for an eye, Allah willing."

US Centcom confirmed today that Iran's predictions were proven correct after an unnamed official threw out his back while throwing away the Iranian 10-point plan to end the conflict.

The Centcom spokesperson stated, "An official was injured today while demonstrating proper disposal of Iran's list of demands into a MilSpec DD493 trash receptacle today.  He was triaged locally and initial reports suggest he experienced either a muscle spasm or possible pinching of a lower disk vertebrae.  It should be also noted that two other members of the negotiating team experienced severe diaphragmatic distress after laughing for an extended period of time upon reading Iran's proposal.  A fourth suffered a pretty bad paper cut.  All four are expected to make a full recovery."