Happy May Day!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Happy May Day, Comrades!

The usual rules apply:

1.  DO NOT celebrate by hopping on a radio transmitter and yelling "MAYDAY, MAYDAY, MAYDAY!"

2.  Girls may dance around State Approved maypoles ONLY.

3.  Stripper poles ARE NOT maypoles! If any woman chooses to degrade herself by stripping around a maypole, State authorities WILL NOT look away.

4  Decorum is vital today. If marching in a parade, shine your shoes. If you have no shoes, shine your feet.

5.  It is illegal to use taxpayer-donated funds to bus students to May Day protest rallies unless such funds are approved by State-funded teachers' unions.

6.  Unless masquerading as a conservative for false flag purposes, DO NOT wander around in Ku Klux Klan robes.

Have fun and stay safe. 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Oops! Forgot to mention that the night of April 30 and all of May 1 is Walpurgis, which is a popular holiday among witches.

It's a safe bet that most female Dems weren't at work this morning.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Here at the People's Orchards and Tractor Repair center we roasted weenies.

Which also might have happened at a Walpurgis event as well, in another way.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Here at the People's Orchards and Tractor Repair center we roasted weenies.
Which also might have happened at a Walpurgis event as well, in another way.

Indeed. A long time ago. This explains why there are no men in the Dem Party.

Just look at these May Day* marchers. Arguably not a man among them:

* BTW: May Day was the original Labor Day until the U.S. moved Labor Day to September 5.