What Is Xi Reading?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, I came across a dumb, AI-generated meme and saw an opportunity to flip it by changing the book to reflect Current Truth™ rather than witless TDS originally placed on the book's cover.

Younger comrades who have been indoctrinated with propagandized history may not appreciate or comprehend my choice of books but facts don't change: many suffer today due to a foolish choice made by  Richard Nixon (or his advisors), who should have been bombing Peking (Beijing) instead of Hanoi (Ho Chi Minh City) back in the 1960s and 1970s.

If anyone cares to propose other books that are making Xi Xinping laugh right now, this is the place to do it. No promises, but I may illustrate the best suggestions.

P.S.  The fine print may be hard to read, so here's a larger picture:

 

[jackalopelipsky]

I think Xi Xinping has enjoyed reading The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair. So many great ideas for contaminating food production. In China, and then buying food production facilities in America. To create jobs for workers that will use "Secret Proprietary Chinese Additives" without question. Their product is then fed to the public. All the signs are there. Xi has definitely enjoyed reading and meditating on The Jungle, at least 8 times.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

I think Xi Xinping has enjoyed reading The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair. So many great ideas for contaminating food production. In China, and then buying food production facilities in America. To create jobs for workers that will use "Secret Proprietary Chinese Additives" without question. Their product is then fed to the public. All the signs are there. Xi has definitely enjoyed reading and meditating on The Jungle, at least 8 times.

While Xi may have laughed over Sinclair's "The Jungle," he may have been laughing about something entirely different:

When it comes to coating children's toys with lead paint or adding poisons to baby formula, Xi may have been reading this book:

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Most exerant reading rist, Colonel O.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Most exerant reading rist, Colonel O.

I aglee, Comlade Jackaroperipsky.

NOTE: Anyone craving hot dogs or hush puppies should book plane tickets to China now because the 16th Annual Yulin Dog Meat Festival runs from June 21 to 29 (that's right, it's not "old Chinese tradition," it's only 16 years old). 

And if dog isn't your cup of all the tea in China, you can also get pangolin, monkey, cave bats and hissing cockroaches in Yulin, or just go down there and eat a little pussycat.