What Caused Lindsey's Sudden Illness?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, Senator Lindsey Graham has died after "a brief and sudden illness."

Can anyone guess the cause of his sudden illness?

Given his unabashed position on Russian aggression and his presence in Ukraine, here are three possibilities:

One should get all proper immunization shots before traveling, but unfortunately there is no "sudden illness" vaccine to protect against what pops up in Europe from time to time. Just ask Victor Yushchenko. 
 

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Was Senator Graham near anyone with an umbrella?  Also, are castor beans readily available in Ukraine?  Asking for a friend.


Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Was Senator Graham near anyone with an umbrella?  Also, are castor beans readily available in Ukraine?  Asking for a friend.

You're asking the right questions (for a friend), Comrade.
 

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Zyklon B?

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Zyklon B?

Beware of Germans who say they have a "gift" for you—the German word for poison is "gift."