Leave Me the Fuck Alone.

[Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt]

My apologies, comrades, for my long absence from reporting from the Southern Paradise Gulag.  There's been things going on. Not least of which being my health. Regardless, I have not forgotten my allergies,  I mean my allegiance.  Nevertheless, I feel I must express a frustration:

I really don't want attention, which is why I'm posting that I really don't want attention. If I really wanted attention, I go outside and meet some real people. But I don't want attention. That's why I spend time on X, posting stupid shit, that nobody cares about. Just leave me the fuck alone. You're upsetting my equilibrium. Have you any idea what effect that has on my mental health? You selfish bastards don't care about that, do you? Just leave me the fuck alone. I don't want your attention.

Your corespondent from the Southern Paradise Gulgag (SPG), KKK.