This Is Why NOKO Exists

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades,

Ever read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea? The undercover phone video smuggled out of this “Conference” reveals why North Korea exists.



How much would it cost to buy each speaker a non stop diplomatic flight ticket to NOKO?

[trashmouth]

So, the word abolitionist has replaced "gravitas" and "charm offensive". Here is how the Democrats used to sound...

[jackalopelipsky]

So, the word abolitionist has replaced "gravitas" and "charm offensive". Here is how the Democrats used to sound...

It would appear you are correct, Trashmouth. Your ability to “read” Academnuts is renowned here at TPC headquarters. Comrade Jackalopelipsky just “listens”. It just seems there is some kind of cognitive dissonance going on at this “conference” as everything they “want” to “achieve with their lives” already exists in North Korea. Why can’t these Academnuts just say they want the North Korean lifestyle for themselves and go there? Trashmouth, maybe you can “read” them better than my simplistic “listening” skills. My ability to hear what Academnuts are saying without my face revealing my pre revolution sensibility is going to incite a 13 year old armed guard comrade here in Texazistan’s beet field to disappear me…without me ever being convicted and sentenced to NOKO.

[trashmouth]

It wasn't that long ago......
 

 

[UndertheDRADIS]

Comrades,

Ever read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea? The undercover phone video smuggled out of this “Conference” reveals why North Korea exists.



How much would it cost to buy each speaker a non stop diplomatic flight ticket to NOKO?

They can be dropped by parachute into labor camps to begin working for The People. 
 

[jackalopelipsky]

Comrades,

Ever read a biography of someone who escaped North Korea? The undercover phone video smuggled out of this “Conference” reveals why North Korea exists.



How much would it cost to buy each speaker a non stop diplomatic flight ticket to NOKO?

They can be dropped by parachute into labor camps to begin working for The People. 
 

Excellent idea, Comrade. Let all this pretense of making yourself useless for shoveling as “Revolutionary” be exhausted and hungry when lights go out in NOKO Labor Camp #2. Geronimo!!