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What If Starbucks Fails?

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Who will employ these highly educated workers after Starbucks has abused them so grievously and now expects them to shovel through life without a Starbucks location for their employment convenience?

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If your Starbucks job is canceled by Starbucks. The Workers can simply seize the means of production and continue to make coffee and serve pastries. The LocationFacility simply becomes CHAZBucks!

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Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I think feel that Foamy The Squirrel captured the spirit of Starbucks in a video entitled "Small, Medium, and Large".  You can search for the video yourself.  I'm not sending anyone to THAT website.

For this fish, the question isn't what if Starbucks fails?  It is will I even notice?  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

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Red Salmon wrote: ↑
10/6/2026, 7:20 pm
Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

I think feel that Foamy The Squirrel captured the spirit of Starbucks in a video entitled "Small, Medium, and Large".  You can search for the video yourself.  I'm not sending anyone to THAT website.

For this fish, the question isn't what if Starbucks fails?  It is will I even notice?  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

While superFISHaly a blip on your subterranean radar, if the CHAZbucks fails, “The People’s” College Loan Investment Money ain’t never returning to the National Debt Account. The People’s Money is flushed down the sewer’s economic drain…forever..like a boot on our collective faces.


 
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