China Wins!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

To be fair, it was the CRINKs (China, Russia, Iran and  North Korea) who swept the midterms. 

Floorward to Third-World status, comrades!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, here's the new organizational chart:

 

[trashmouth]

As I understand it, Jack Mehoff will be the new Republican Minority Leader.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

As I understand it, Jack Mehoff will be the new Republican Minority Leader.

That would be a stroke (or many strokes) of luck for The Party™ (or himself).
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Get in line if you're not already behind it.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Imagine my surprise!  I was on my way to the food bank this morning when I passed a convenience store that also sells refined petroleum products.  I noticed that today, the day AFTER The Election™, the price of regular gasoline was down $.30/gallon and diesel (spit spit) was down $.20/gallon.  I am constantly astounded by coincidence.  Everyone else seem in the bread line was shocked as well.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon