China Wins!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

To be fair, it was the CRINKs (China, Russia, Iran and  North Korea) who swept the midterms. 

Floorward to Third-World status, comrades!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Comrades, here's the new organizational chart:

 

[trashmouth]

As I understand it, Jack Mehoff will be the new Republican Minority Leader.

[Colonel Obyezyana]

As I understand it, Jack Mehoff will be the new Republican Minority Leader.

That would be a stroke (or many strokes) of luck for The Party™ (or himself).
 

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Get in line if you're not already behind it.

[Red Salmon]

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Imagine my surprise!  I was on my way to the food bank this morning when I passed a convenience store that also sells refined petroleum products.  I noticed that today, the day AFTER The Election™, the price of regular gasoline was down $.30/gallon and diesel (spit spit) was down $.20/gallon.  I am constantly astounded by coincidence.  Everyone else seem in the bread line was shocked as well.  

Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Right on cue…

http://www.breitbart.com/asia/2026/11/0 ... democracy/

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Actual headline from a "conservative" news source needed correction.

It's been staggeringly obvious all year that Dem candidates ran on nothing but TDS, hatred, radicalism and lunacy. No platform and no goals other than a promise of lawfare and a dive into chaos.

Only now are pundits making nonsensical claims to explain the nonsensical wins. Only a few, so far, are pointing at nationwide voting irregularities in general and with electronic voting machines in particular with foreign interference.

Few if any of these Dems should have won, and that is the clearest clue that they didn't. 

[Fodder For Cossacks]

Only now are pundits making nonsensical claims to explain the nonsensical wins. Only a few, so far, are pointing at nationwide voting irregularities in general and with electronic voting machines in particular with foreign interference.

Komrade Colonel!

You are correct, as always! Foreign influence! Yes! But, most unfortunately, here.

There is much PsyOps about those hidden Islamic terrorist cells that would pop up like jack-in-the-boxes if we said BOO! to any Muslim anywhere and annihilate us!

But they forgot something.

Or somebody.

Sleepers. Sleeper Agents. The double agents are bad enough, but these sleepers can be anybody anywhere and very ordinary people, too. They don't know each other. The double agents don't know who they are either. The Deep State is filthy with them. They don't do anything until they are instructed by one of the 2 or 3 people who know who they are.
No, not Manchurian candidates. Very real people, but very scary, and as you may imagine with nerves of steel.

It's an old old story.

So, if we ignore the easy ones or play Kumbaya, we will find it much harder to find the Sleepers.

Yes, the wins are nonsensical. And there are UFOs! And Unicorns! And transgender is real (even though a female skeleton is much different from a male skeleton)!

Makes life much easier for the Sleepers.


Yes. Look over your shoulder.