For the Lycanthrope

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Condolences on the demise of the former Texazistan to the Jackalope.

The Associated Depressed had these stories as documentation.

[jackalopelipsky]

Since The Collective already saw GAY SEX in a Capitol Meeting Room, the jackalope is urging all comrades to get shots in preparation for when Texazistan’s Senator gets sworn in.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

I'm not sure the rabies and distemper shots will prevent that. It appears to be an irrecoverable chemical imbalance.

Florida has closed the border in anticipation of an onslaught of recent Cali immigrants heading from Texazistan.

Meanwhile, I am looking for a sheltered secure bunker in a free state, if there are any remaining. New Hampshire has fully ceded their voting counters to the progressives and is teetering toward East Bernmontistan.

As the most equal Komrade says: Floorward!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Condolences on the demise of the former Texazistan… .

It's getting worse all the time:

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Jackalopelipsky, as a bonafide TPC SUBWH analyst reported Texas was USSA’s Ukraine.



All comrades must now emoji Texas flags, before it’s replaced…like The Alamo.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Like Motel Seis...

We'll leave the Border open for you.

We welcome all new undocumented voters from our neighbors from the south, and all OTM's (other than Mexicans) of Islamic beliefs and military service age who happen to be mixed in with the crowd by (cough) accident.  Our southern border is now to be treated as 1524 miles of Ellis Island.  it's 2014 all over again!

The Talarico/Hinojosa Kristalnacht Administration*



*Let it be known, I said it first!


is working hard on your behalf to turn San Antonio into Mexico City Del Norte,  Dallas will soon look like Teheran or London. Houston will become Chicago South, Austin will mirror Minneapolis (with better tacos) so get in line and Bring an Amigo!

What could possibly go wrong?  FLOORWARD!