For the Lycanthrope

[Ellsworth Toohey]

Condolences on the demise of the former Texazistan to the Jackalope.

The Associated Depressed had these stories as documentation.

[jackalopelipsky]

Since The Collective already saw GAY SEX in a Capitol Meeting Room, the jackalope is urging all comrades to get shots in preparation for when Texazistan’s Senator gets sworn in.

[Ellsworth Toohey]

I'm not sure the rabies and distemper shots will prevent that. It appears to be an irrecoverable chemical imbalance.

Florida has closed the border in anticipation of an onslaught of recent Cali immigrants heading from Texazistan.

Meanwhile, I am looking for a sheltered secure bunker in a free state, if there are any remaining. New Hampshire has fully ceded their voting counters to the progressives and is teetering toward East Bernmontistan.

As the most equal Komrade says: Floorward!

[Colonel Obyezyana]

Condolences on the demise of the former Texazistan… .

It's getting worse all the time:

 

[jackalopelipsky]

Jackalopelipsky, as a bonafide TPC SUBWH analyst reported Texas was USSA’s Ukraine.



All comrades must now emoji Texas flags, before it’s replaced…like The Alamo.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

Like Motel Seis...

We'll leave the Border open for you.

We welcome all new undocumented voters from our neighbors from the south, and all OTM's (other than Mexicans) of Islamic beliefs and military service age who happen to be mixed in with the crowd by (cough) accident.  Our southern border is now to be treated as 1524 miles of Ellis Island.  it's 2014 all over again!

The Talarico/Hinojosa Kristalnacht Administration*



*Let it be known, I said it first!


is working hard on your behalf to turn San Antonio into Mexico City Del Norte,  Dallas will soon look like Teheran or London. Houston will become Chicago South, Austin will mirror Minneapolis (with better tacos) so get in line and Bring an Amigo!

What could possibly go wrong?  FLOORWARD!

[jackalopelipsky]

Like Motel Seis...

We'll leave the Border open for you.

We welcome all new undocumented voters from our neighbors from the south, and all OTM's (other than Mexicans) of Islamic beliefs and military service age who happen to be mixed in with the crowd by (cough) accident.  Our southern border is now to be treated as 1524 miles of Ellis Island.  it's 2014 all over again!

The Talarico/Hinojosa Kristalnacht Administration*



*Let it be known, I said it first!


is working hard on your behalf to turn San Antonio into Mexico City Del Norte,  Dallas will soon look like Teheran or London. Houston will become Chicago South, Austin will mirror Minneapolis (with better tacos) so get in line and Bring an Amigo!

What could possibly go wrong?  FLOORWARD!

Feeling Minneapolis in Austin.



Is this like a Photo Shoot Protest with paid actors? How Paliwood to have so many cameras covering some stupid white women destroying their husband’s job and investment portfolio for the FAMILY. Bimbo Erruptions

Are these bimbos erupting like back in the heavy petting days of Bill and Hillary’s co-ministration?
Are these Bimbos paid actresses? Like Paliwood paid protest actors?
Or, human trafficked bimbos forced to do what they’re told to do, or Hillary’s going to go to work on them, Epstein collected bimbos?

Regardless, that Austin taco better not be filled with fornicated with before, during, or after meat production and processing before being delivered to the hippest Taco Emporium for public consumption. That just ain’t Lonesome Dove Cowboys way of thinking about their meat to eat is it comrades? That’s not Texas, that’s Texazistan. The USSA’s version of Ukraine.

🇺🇦- Texas Flag emoji
Austin Currently Under Attack By Bimbo Erruptors.

[Comrade Jenkem]

Having been a former dweller of the horrible red state of Texasistan I was privy to witness the glorious revolution first hand. Denton, pure blue. Wichita Falls. Pure blue. DFW. Pure blue. Houston. Pure blue. Austin. A blue pearl in an oyster of red. It was only a matter of time until Texas achieved glorious revolutionary purity. Now USAistan will never again have to live under the counter revolutionary dystopia of a rethuglikkkan government. Forward comrades. The future is as bright as a winter night in Siberia. Grab your shovels and to the beet fields we go shoveling in the glorious world of THIS Tuesday.

[Ivan the Stakhanovets]

the best thing about Austin is it's so close to Texas.

Most equal observations, Comrade!

An extra ration of beet vodka has been credited toward your account, join us at Tractor Barn #2 at your convenience.