News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

[Armenian Radio.]

Revised first amendment: Buy one speech, get the second free.

[Armenian Radio.]

Obama uses executive action to repeal Godwin's law

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Obama issues executive order declaring size XXXXXXL underwear a basic human right

[Margaret]

Strong Communism Party presidential candidate Red Square defends his six figure college speaking fees wants you to know he donates all fees to The People's Cube Red Square Charity Fund

[Navigator]

Joan Rivers Reached Flood Stage On Friday.
No Crest In Sight!

[Margaret]

The border crisis is Obama's immigration fix.

[Margaret]

"Only a two-state solution will bring lasting peace to the region," said Barack Obama of the continuing southern border crisis.

[Navigator]

Bergdahl Elected Hoover Vacuum's Man Of The Year!

[Groucho Marxist]

Obama seeks a stand in for him for his next "present" vote

[mi]

UN shocked, SHOCKED, to discover, its schools and clinics in Gaza are used by Hamas to store weapons and build tunnels.

[Mladshiy Brat]

Boehner cautions Tea Party to squelch talk of impeachment

"Remember what happened to Democrats in 1974 elections because they pushed Watergate."

[Margaret]

Elian Gonzalez wishes he were from central America so that the left would allow him to live in America too

[Groucho Marxist]

Hamas celebrates the latest cease fire by firing rockets in the air

[Margaret]

Obama declares our southern border is a red line that ISIS will never cross

[Margaret]

Make money at home with diesel generated arc lights to produce super high priced solar power!

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Obama orders airstrikes in Iraq in order to halt the surge of workplace violence

[Navigator]

In a stunning reversal, embarrassed Ferguson Looters returned stolen goods and exchange them for work gloves, work boots and tool belts to rebuild their shattered community.

[Margaret]

Obama vows ISIS will never raise their flag over the eighteenth hole!

[Margaret]

ISIS strategy: We win, they lose. Obama strategy: We lose, they win.

[Margaret]

White House to fight ISIS with new federal terrorist regulatory agency

[Groucho Marxist]

When asked how many strategies had been reviewed for the fight against ISIS, Obama replied, "FORE!!!!"

[Groucho Marxist]

Eric Holder returns to Missouri to investigate the firing of gay football player, Michael Sam. He was quoted saying, Change has come to Missouri

[Navigator]

Coming Soon: 18 Heads Golf Resort & Presidential Library

[Navigator]

Obamacare: Free Throat Exam For Wisecrack Comedians Calling Obama Gay and Michelle a Tranny.

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

President Obama's weekly approval poll officially appointed as new national security adviser

[Margaret]

ISIS counter-terrorism operation goal is vague but administration confident it will only last through next election cycle

[Margaret]

Protesters At People's Climate March In NYC Call For Better People's Weather

[Margaret]

The chicken-hawks come home to roost

[Navigator]

Wooster Brush Company: Special Financing For Your One Brush Requirements Painting Islam.

https://ulstermanbooks.com/d-c-whispers ... -briefing/

[Armenian Radio.]

Eric holder laid off due to cost of Obamacare.

[Navigator]

Man found decapitated, police suspect suicide

Tulsa Police Accepting Application for Crime Scene Investigators

https://www.krmg.com/news/news/local/ma ... ide/nYNZh/

FTA: “His hands and feet were tied and the body had been decapitated.”

[Margaret]

Common Core questions we'd like to see: If everyone with EBT card benefits lined up at one check out counter the line would be 23,706.27 miles long - almost the circumference of the earth. How many people would drown trying to get in line?

[StimulusMaximus]

I have just received an important communication through my obamaphone important communication device. You will be protected from infection if you use the party approved #ebolagoaway in all social media communications going FORWARD! Now I can toil on, unconcerned about this unconcerning issue.

[Groucho Marxist]

Ebola has just granted constitutional rights as a protected disease

[Navigator]

Secret Service Foils Secret Service Plot To Protect Obama

[Navigator]

President Obola: The Scum We Have Waited For

https://www.wnd.com/2014/10/michael-sav ... us-in-u-s/

Gun confiscation seen as best deterrent to Ebola.

[StimulusMaximus]

President Obama: "Ebola is the JV of viruses"

[Margaret]

MSNBC signs Clinton baby to multi-million dollar contract as news host

[Margaret]

Researchers find polar bears unusually hostile to new study into whether shaved polar bears better cope with global warming

[Margaret]

"The science is settled, so we climate scientists refuse to take any more government grant money," explained a prominent climate scientist.

[Margaret]

Joe Biden stands in corner until he learns his lesson

[Navigator]

Nation Reminded To Wash Hands After Obama Speech On Ebola.

[Navigator]

Under White House Pressure, Secret Service Will Now Be Known As: Obama's Choom Gang

[Margaret]

Hawaii officials drop plan to rename popular tourist beach The Barack Obama Park as most parents refuse to use such bad language in front of children. Instead it will be renamed That Bastard Park.

[Groucho Marxist]

Joe Biden seeks volunteer for the next James Brady.

[Navigator]

CDC Named Oxymoron Of The Year!

[Navigator]

White House: Ebola Won't Be Fully Contagious Until After Midterms.

[Margaret]

African countries to ban all flights from the United States "just on general principles. Obama is so stupid it scares us."

[Margaret]

FOIA request finds all faulty climate models using Common Core math

[Margaret]

True Fact: The left has more words for Statism than the Eskimos have for snow

[Margaret]

Climate scientists who've never questioned AGW very very skeptical of Lockheed Martin's new nuclear fusion reactor

[Navigator]

Americans Follow UN's Detroit Advice: Stop Paying Taxes

[Margaret]

The Thousand Year Permanent Democratic Party Majority Has Never Been Stronger Proclaims The Leader From His Underground Bunker

[Margaret]

Leaders of The Thousand Year Democratic Party Majority wonder where it all went wrong, snip and blame each other

[Margaret]

Lebensraum For The Party and its attendant war and invasion of society may have doomed The Thousand Year Democratic Party Majority from the start, some scholars say

[Margaret]

Ebola Czar gives Ebola new attack orders

[Margaret]

Ebola Czar issues five-year plan for disease to follow

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Desperate Democratic candidates pressure Obama to support Republicans in their states.

[Margaret]

Hillary under doctor's care suffers concussion so cannot respond to reporters after falling down on her brain from flip-flopping.

["Help me, I fell down on my brains and can't get up!"]

[Navigator]

NASA Joins Democrats Distancing Themselves From Obama

[Margaret]

"You may not be interested in living by theft and corruption but the Democratic Party is interested in you." Leon Trotsky, TPC Big Book of Quotations

[Navigator]

CDC: Sneezing Transmits Ebola But Agitprop @ The People's Cube Remains Primary Means Of Ebola Transmission In America.

[Margaret]

"My plan will necessarily make health care costs skyrocket. " Barack Obama, TPC Big Book of Quotations

[Stilton]

Lib pollsters panic after discovering most Dem voters think "midterm" is when to end a pregnancy

[Stilton]

Nurse Kaci Hickox angrily tells reporters that she won't change her clocks for daylight savings time.

[Navigator]

Where the People's “Like" Button?

[Navigator]

Effective 8:01 EST, November 4Th, 2014, All NPR Newscasters Incapable Of Reporting “Wave Election” Without Stuttering Or Choking.

[Navigator]

Effective 8:01 EST, November 4Th, 2014, All NPR Newscasters Incapable Of Reporting “Wave Election” Without Stuttering Or Choking.

[Margaret]

"The election is a clear mandate from the American people for President Obama to rule by executive orders."

[Navigator]

EXCLUSIVE - Obama to meet with Osama bin Laden killer, Navy SEAL Rob O'Neill .... as soon as he fires the rest of our military.

[Margaret]

DNC fears that in defeat its planned balkanization of America will backfire splintering not America but the now balkanized Democratic Party into many separate political parties that hate each other

[Margaret]

Many Democrats want to know: where is all the money Obama raises at fund-raisers? Where's Waldobucks?

[Margaret]

Democrats on trial go on offense, claim America was wearing skimpy sexy outfit that she purposely meant to provoke eight years of rape

[Margaret]

The aftermath of the Great War of 2014 finds a new Lost Generation of broken disillusioned democrat politicians unable to cope with life out of office

[Groucho Marxist]

Obama and Democrats lament 2/3 of eligible voters didn't vote for them but intended to.

[Margaret]

In creepy press conference Valerie Jarrett comes out disguised as Barack Obama, says there is no truth to the rumor that he will fire Valerie Jarrett

[Margaret]

Gruber and Obama co-author new book "Dishonesty is the Best Policy." Obama relates in the preface he exclaimed "I can tell a lie! I didn't do it!" when as a young boy his father caught him chopping down a cherry tree.

[Navigator]

Obamacare Architect, MIT professor Jonathan Gruber Inspires New Font: Tortured American Stupid

[Navigator]

Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber orders the American People to substitute the word “ruminant” in place of stupid.

[Groucho Marxist]

The Democrat party seeks an undetermined amount in punitive damages in lawsuit against filed against Johnathan Gruber this week over his recent revelation of Democrat party trade secrets.

Mr. Gruber's attorney states the information shared was in fact public knowledge.