News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)

[Margaret]

"My lawyers have advised me to say that I did not mislead the American people, I have no knowledge of Gruber, and to deny ever even having heard of ObamaCare," said President Obama

[Groucho Marxist]

Democrats cry foul regarding Gruber's admissions. "We don need any stinkin' stupid voters"

[Margaret]

The American people ponder: What should we do about our nation's broken presidency?

[Navigator]

NBC Scraps Cosby Comedy Show In Favor Of Obama Comedy Show

[Margaret]

"How do you ask a man to be the last man to lose his health care for a lie?" John Kerry, TPC Big Book of Quotations

[Navigator]

Wife Beaters, DUI'rs, Speeders, Tax Cheats, Child Perverts, Meth Producers, and People Running With Scissors Call Obama's Illegal Executive Orders Unfair But Plead for Inclusion.

[Margaret]

IRS rewrites discovers 30,000 Lois Lerner e-mails!

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Ethicists agree: Two wrongs do make a right so long as Bush did it first

[Margaret]

Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation issued under his authority as Commander in Chief as a war measure exactly the same as Obama using executive orders to do whatever he wants

[Margaret]

TPC awards four Grubers for Obama on Bush amnesty claims

[Margaret]

Obama on Ferguson: "I come here not to praise mob justice but to bury it."

[Groucho Marxist]

To promote healing, Obama invites Darren Wilson to the White House for a beer summit..

[Groucho Marxist]

NAACP states that, "Burn this Bitch Down" is merely a term of endearment and not a call for violence.

[Margaret]

"Human freedom is a boot stamping on the face of me and other Statists forever." Chuck Schumer, TPC Big Book of Quotations

[Margaret]

Obama is creating something never before seen in America, he is creating a peasant class.

[Groucho Marxist]

Great sales on electronics are found on Ferguson Missouri's Craigslist

[Margaret]

Joe Biden: "If I had a Ferguson (hic), he would look like a city."

[Margaret]

Wannabe communists say: Their gang did it wrong, my gang will do it right.
Kathleen Sebelius and other failed communists say: No, our gang did it right. You're just too stupid to understand it.

[Groucho Marxist]

It's now official, there are more black republicans than white democrats from the deep south in the Senate since reconstruction

[Navigator]

Infected by Obama's Spirit Of Transparency the CIA Will Release The Directors Cut of The Making Of Obama's Birth Certificate.

[Groucho Marxist]

Campus gun free zones will now be named for the people who died from gun fire in gun free zones .

[Zampolit Blokhayev]

TSA announces new breast cancer screenings at airports, while they're at it.

[Margaret]

Creator of the popular People's Cube denies that the new children's toy 'Peoples Cube on the Shelf' complete with various communist costumes and faces from the past, indoctrinates children into totalitarianism.

[Armenian Radio.]

Obama: hacking of Sony not an act of terror, merely a spontaneous demonstration in response to an offensive video mocking the Prophet of Juche.

[Navigator]

Cubans: Visit America Before It Looks Like Cuba!

[Navigator]

Possible Headlines Under An Obamanation:
Two cops executed. Obama shoots hole-in-one.

[Margaret]

Porn sites report significant loss of viewership since North Korea lost internet connection

[Margaret]

Castro proposed treaty with USA to return escaped Cubans looks eerily like anti-bellum fugitive slave law

[Margaret]

Raul Castro begs America to end embargo so as to hasten his downfall and bring about regime change

[Margaret]

Leftists who just a few weeks ago professed love for Castro suddenly demand end to embargo so as to bring about regime change

[Margaret]

"We can't just drill our way to lower gas prices." Barack Obama, TPC Big Book of Modern Quotations

[Margaret]

Harry Reid in recovery thankful he doesn't have crappy ObamaCare

[mi]

In consideration of the plight of doctors and hospitals, cities world-wide ban sale of the pill, that would prevent humans from ever falling sick.

[Margaret]

$15 Dollar Now protesters target Democratic party, demand raise to $15 dollars an hour from DNC for their professional protester services

[Margaret]

When asked by NYT reporter if he feels micromanaged by the White House, General Dempsey said, "Yes. Do You?"

[Margaret]

Dartmouth college cheating scandal in social sciences - more students solved People's Cube than there students in test

[Mladshiy Brat]

Shocking news from Hollywood

"American Sniper" blows away "Selma" at box office!!

[Navigator]

Anticipating yet another stellar State Of The Union address, Rep Joe Wilson names Barack Obama Cloward-Piven's Man of The Year.

[Margaret]

"We're 80% sure about being 20% sure about being 17% sure about being 38% sure about 2014 being the hottest year on record," claims NASA in latest bombshell on AGW

[Navigator]

Obama's SOTU Address Used The Word “I” A Record 9/11 Times Marking the Official Beginning of Obama's Final Solution.

[Navigator]

White House Implodes As Obama Fiddles With Air Supply Attempting To Mimic New England Patriots.

[Margaret]

ASU course on 'the problem of whiteness' is itself a product of white values, white privilege, and white patriarchy, say black leaders at college

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Study finds stunning lack of racial, economic, and gender diversity among middle-class white males

[Armenian Radio.]

Board of Atomic Scientists hits Snooze button of Doomsday clock.

[Margaret]

Al Sharpton speaks out against torture and waterboating

[Margaret]

Castro says America has a lot to atone for and change before he will deign to normalize relations with the criminal nation

[Groucho Marxist]

Obama admits he is powerless to pay female White House staffers the same as male staffers until congress passes a law making him comply.

[Margaret]

"If it looks like Mohamed, acts like Mohamed, and wages war like Mohamed, there is no way it can be Islamic." Barack Obama, TPC Big Book of Modern Quotations

[Navigator]

Brian Williams announces 2016 presidential bid by revealing his stupendpous capacity to lie.

[Margaret]

Obama gives "Get Off Your High Horse" speech while mounted atop his high horse of moral self-righteousness.

[Margaret]

University of Michigan bans "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me" as hurtful to sticks and stones.

[Margaret]

Having a college degree is proof that you are an accomplished person as much as receiving the Nobel Peace Prize before having done anything in the public sphere means that you are accomplished in preserving and maintaining world peace

[Armenian Radio.]

Galactic Empire spokeswomen:
Attack on Death-star was Spontaneous Demonstration in response to an offensive video mocking the Force.

[Margaret]

"One person receiving false tax filing information from the government is a tragedy, 800 thousand is just a statistic." -- Josh Earnest

[Margaret]

Joe Biden forced me to pose naked as the 'economic model' for John Gruber's ObamaCare report (and the CBO loved it) New book with the shocking photos on sale now.

[Navigator]

Obama to use newly discovered “lost" Lois Lerner IRS e-mails to heat White House.

[Navigator]

U.S.S. Gabrielle Giffords features permanent port list.

[Margaret]

President Obama takes selfie standing in front of model of Starship Enterprise in remembrance of Leonard Nimoy

[Navigator]

Uncle Sam in Seizure/Freefall. Bibi reaches out, pulls Uncle Sam's ripcord at 3000'. Uncle Sam regains consciousness. Lands safely.

[Margaret]

Hillary demands answers as to why her e-mail wasn't done according to law; suspects vast right wing conspiracy to blame

[Margaret]

Obama just found out this morning from the newspapers that Hillary was his Secretary of State for four years

[Margaret]

Russia gives back Hillary's RESET button, "You guys need this more than we do."

[Margaret]

John Kerry: "Don't worry. If the Iranians violate the agreement and make a total chump out of the President he'll be honest about it and let you know. Obama won't keep their violations secret simply to try and preserve his legacy."

[Margaret]

DELETE, it's the new RESET

[Margaret]

47 senators send open letter to Hillary: "Is that really the best lie you can come up with?"

[Margaret]

"I didn't need to fill out any separation from government service form because I only used one device," explained Hillary

[Margaret]

Crash! Hillary smashes through the glass barrier... on her way down

[Navigator]

ISIS: “I opted for my personal convenience to use my personal dagger.”

[Navigator]

Irony: Drunk Secret Service Agents Save America By Leaving Obama Defenseless.

[Navigator]

FFIA: Freedom From Information Act born!

“The White House is removing a federal regulation (FOIA) that subjects its Office of Administration to the Freedom of Information Act, making official a policy under Presidents Bush and Obama to reject requests for records to that office.”


https://www.epictimes.com/2015/03/white ... gulations/

[Navigator]

Starbucks: “Presidential Solution” In Every Cup!

Starbucks to encourage baristas to discuss race relations with customers

https://fortune.com/2015/03/16/starbuck ... race-talk/

[Margaret]

Obama to destroy most of the federal government by requiring it use 40% non-existent but politically correct renewable energy

[Navigator]

As expected, Islamic Terrorists found a solution to that particularly vexing problem: Airliner Cockpit Doors.

[Navigator]

Black Box Indicates so-called President Obama has locked door to White House Cockpit.

[Margaret]

Koch brothers conspiracy forces Harry Reed into early retirement

[Margaret]

Hillary demands investigation into extortion threats from thousands of people claiming they copied her server

[Margaret]

... and then abruptly denies any such thing.

[Margaret]

Nazi Christians hacked my twitter account and posted those slurs about Nazi Christians says Elizabeth Ashack of US Dept. of Labor

[Comrade Sovremennyy]

Democrats reverse 60 year old stance on nuclear disarmament, stating it 'offends Iranian religious sensibilities'

[Margaret]

America's attempts to negotiate treaty with Obama administration continues to meet with lies, stalling tactics, and bad faith