These are people (1) running from a Cheryl Crowe performance and (2) moonbats running toward it. And for the finale she and Laurie David fly in in her rented Gulfstream, while shouting at the evil gas guzzlers. Then she and Cheryl Crowe will shower together and dry off with a single square of toilet paper.
News We Don't Have Time To Write About (archive)
4/29/2007, 2:42 pm
Automakers to be Sued for Hundreds of Millions, Go the Way of the Small Plane Industry
Rejoice All Ye of the Church of Climatology: Environmentalism Will Soon Reach its Logical Conclusion
Rejoice All Ye of the Church of Climatology: Environmentalism Will Soon Reach its Logical Conclusion
5/9/2007, 11:38 pm
Indeed! The Party fancies using "electronic populism" to short-circuit rep. demo. - DailyKos being the perfect example!
In other news... Kos Kids lead campaign to "Don Imus" the King of Hate! REJOICE!
In other news... Kos Kids lead campaign to "Don Imus" the King of Hate! REJOICE!
5/14/2007, 9:19 pm
I've heard that Limbaugh and other talk shows are switching to analog so w cannot mess with their discussions and alter what they said using our Mac based computer programs. The nerve!
5/15/2007, 10:11 pm
What does it matter? I am in control now, along with Chairman Meow and Premier Betty, and nothing outside us even exists any more. People just think that they're hearing Limbaugh et al on the air, but it's really just repeats of old stuff, generated randomly by a computer, broadcast from the bunker.
Did you lay in the Kristal, Meow? And Betty, about that truffled foie gras? I don't care if the last Strasbourg goose dies unhappy. Feed it that corn. I want its liver.
Did you lay in the Kristal, Meow? And Betty, about that truffled foie gras? I don't care if the last Strasbourg goose dies unhappy. Feed it that corn. I want its liver.
5/16/2007, 4:56 pm
Ah. I see that the scientists have learned to appreciate the People's Science! Comrade Lysenko was the first you know; Stalin thought that trees should bear sweeter fruit so Lysenko poured milk on the roots. I wonder if the gulags raised bodies. What about the dumpsters back of abortion clinics?
How intelligent of the scientists to know that science is really the art of telling people with money what they want to hear. I am presently in the process of funding a study of the Johns Hopkins School of Health which will prove that gravity does not affect ex first ladies with mercurial hairstyles, and that will prove without a doubt that our Many Titted Empress is a svelte 135 pounds, and drop off the odd hundredweight.
How intelligent of the scientists to know that science is really the art of telling people with money what they want to hear. I am presently in the process of funding a study of the Johns Hopkins School of Health which will prove that gravity does not affect ex first ladies with mercurial hairstyles, and that will prove without a doubt that our Many Titted Empress is a svelte 135 pounds, and drop off the odd hundredweight.
5/17/2007, 4:17 pm
Torture, American Style
US Detainee 'Mentally Tortured' wrote:Later, Mr Khan produced a list of further examples of psychological torture, which included the provision of "cheap, branded, unscented soap", the prison newsletter, noisy fans and half-inflated balls in the recreation room that "hardly bounce".
5/17/2007, 4:24 pm
Oh! The humanity! We would of course have taken better care of him. While force-feeding him, I would have insisted that he get the most nutritious food we had. Pork sausage.
And the horror of a bad eye-glasses prescription. People without eyes are spared this problem.
And unscented soap? Quelle horreur! That sends a frisson down my spine. But I have spoken to the commandant who tortured him and he explained that Mr. Khan had never seen soap before and this was an attempt not to shock his system.
And the horror of a bad eye-glasses prescription. People without eyes are spared this problem.
And unscented soap? Quelle horreur! That sends a frisson down my spine. But I have spoken to the commandant who tortured him and he explained that Mr. Khan had never seen soap before and this was an attempt not to shock his system.
5/18/2007, 12:17 pm
Al Gore, Demagogue Slayer
The Assault on Reason: How the Politics of Fear, Secrecy, and Blind Faith Subvert Wise Decision Making, Degrade Our Democracy, and Put Our Country and Our World in Peril
Bibliographic Data: Hardcover, 304 Pages, Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated, May 2007
The Assault on Reason: How the Politics of Fear, Secrecy, and Blind Faith Subvert Wise Decision Making, Degrade Our Democracy, and Put Our Country and Our World in Peril
Bibliographic Data: Hardcover, 304 Pages, Penguin Group (USA) Incorporated, May 2007
5/18/2007, 12:33 pm
The cover you linked is for the general purpose only. For the Party Inner Circle the cover will look like this:
And if you buy this one you can get 1/2 off Al's earlier book, "The World According to Al Gore" which is an ingenious combination with hot water bottle that will make you want to curl up with it and never get out of bed:
Margaret wrote: The Assault on Reason: How the Politics of Fear, Secrecy, and Blind Faith Subvert Wise Decision Making, Degrade Our Democracy, and Put Our Country and Our World in Peril
The cover you linked is for the general purpose only. For the Party Inner Circle the cover will look like this:
And if you buy this one you can get 1/2 off Al's earlier book, "The World According to Al Gore" which is an ingenious combination with hot water bottle that will make you want to curl up with it and never get out of bed:
5/18/2007, 12:45 pm
The Assault On Reason - Mr. Red Square, you should put something on the cover like:
A How To Book
Al Gore
A How To Book
Al Gore
5/24/2007, 5:16 pm
Margaret, you have no doubt hit on something but have left out some essential points. Stage One--Make up Theory--is done while pouring drinks down agency employees' throats. Stage two is done at a retreat, preferably at the Four Seasons. The one in Austin is nice; the view of Town Lake is splendid although the city isn't bad at all.
But the most important one is to label it with progressive buzz words--it must have hot buttons or it will not fly. And while doing the last--defend in the teeth of the evidence--attack those who question, and find out who has a brain and give a preemptory, ad-hominem attack right off the bat. Suggest that he fingers hamsters in the closet at night, or looked funny at a furbish lousewort. That his grandfather once did not tear out the dictionary page with "pickaninny" on it, the 1890 dictionary.
Accuse anyone who might doubt you. Flatter the significant others of those in charge of the money.
"Oh, Mrs. Smith, that hair-do suits you" [How many rollers did it take for your back?]
"Well, Mr. Jones, I see you are still quite athletic." [From reaching around your pendulous gut to find your willie to pee.]
And you forget the meta process-- Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie. Make like a Clinton and LIE, goddamn it, LIE.
But the most important one is to label it with progressive buzz words--it must have hot buttons or it will not fly. And while doing the last--defend in the teeth of the evidence--attack those who question, and find out who has a brain and give a preemptory, ad-hominem attack right off the bat. Suggest that he fingers hamsters in the closet at night, or looked funny at a furbish lousewort. That his grandfather once did not tear out the dictionary page with "pickaninny" on it, the 1890 dictionary.
Accuse anyone who might doubt you. Flatter the significant others of those in charge of the money.
"Oh, Mrs. Smith, that hair-do suits you" [How many rollers did it take for your back?]
"Well, Mr. Jones, I see you are still quite athletic." [From reaching around your pendulous gut to find your willie to pee.]
And you forget the meta process-- Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie, Lie. Make like a Clinton and LIE, goddamn it, LIE.
6/21/2007, 8:34 pm
Bush to Close Gitmo
Detainees relesed into Mexican custody.
Now on Fast Track to US Citizenship
Detainees relesed into Mexican custody.
Now on Fast Track to US Citizenship
9/4/2007, 9:13 pm
Edwards: 41% of American Children Don't Have Lawyers. Proposes "Single Payer" Trial Lawyer insurance for all, mandatory pre-jurisprudence care.
9/4/2007, 11:25 pm
Margaret, I think that you have hit on something. We can have a single-payer Trial Lawyer insurance bill which allows children to sue their parents for such things as not having scented PlayStation 3s, Wiis with little bits of paint peeled off, and of course sue parents who want them to do their homework. And since the parents have to pay the bills for hiring the lawyers, we win and win and win.
9/12/2007, 9:43 pm
Ah, that David Cameron. Having been outfoxed by Blair/Brown he's become so entertaining, a proper fool. And this is only the latest of his offerings.
In <i>The Spectator</i> there was an article positing that Cameron ally himself with Our Many Titted Empress's claque, because of a consanguinity of temperament. In the interests of disclosure, he revealed that he had worked for her in New York, and had fallen under the thrall of her sexual magnificence.
In <i>The Spectator</i> there was an article positing that Cameron ally himself with Our Many Titted Empress's claque, because of a consanguinity of temperament. In the interests of disclosure, he revealed that he had worked for her in New York, and had fallen under the thrall of her sexual magnificence.
9/15/2007, 10:56 pm
I see that Bob Mugabe is close to attaining the achievements of the Glorious Chairman Mao. During the Great Leap Forward, all pets were eaten, all birds, all snakes, all fish. Two starving families would make a deal to swap children of equal weight to eat, for it was after all too difficult to eat one's own child. They did not benefit from the guidance of our Beloved Many Titted Empress or they'd have managed to do it--or else.
In the Ukraine, during the time that dear Joseph started the worthless kulaks, children were not, insofar as I know, traded, but on a documentary I saw praising his many benefices to the Soviet Union, one woman said that it was common knowledge that in some houses they were eating their children.
In North Korea today some butcher shops openly sell human flesh.
Margaret, I pose a question to you. Which is the best socialist country: one which commodities human flesh in butcher shops, the donor unknown to the butcher or the diners, being North Korean under Dear Leader?
One in which families have engaged in barter, not soiling themselves with money, being China?
One in which families just cut out the bourgeois middleman and eat their own?
I'm sure Hillary votes for Russia. Wouldn't you?
In the Ukraine, during the time that dear Joseph started the worthless kulaks, children were not, insofar as I know, traded, but on a documentary I saw praising his many benefices to the Soviet Union, one woman said that it was common knowledge that in some houses they were eating their children.
In North Korea today some butcher shops openly sell human flesh.
Margaret, I pose a question to you. Which is the best socialist country: one which commodities human flesh in butcher shops, the donor unknown to the butcher or the diners, being North Korean under Dear Leader?
One in which families have engaged in barter, not soiling themselves with money, being China?
One in which families just cut out the bourgeois middleman and eat their own?
I'm sure Hillary votes for Russia. Wouldn't you?
9/19/2007, 5:58 pm
Dan Rather: I Didn't Do It And You Can't Prove Anything Anyway
United Nations bumpersticker: Visualize World Police
United Nations bumpersticker: Visualize World Police
9/19/2007, 8:25 pm
How wonderful. Progressive fight. Nothing I like more.
Margaret, you are the first woman to so elate me in this way. Thank you and I really mean it.
Margaret, you are the first woman to so elate me in this way. Thank you and I really mean it.
9/20/2007, 12:32 am
This can be on the side of the new building that we must build them in New York, and in a better neighborhood.
They are so traduced. When the Donald built a building not that far away, and in that questionable (I'm told; I don't know) neighborhood, some Pooh-Bah at the UN complained that Trump's building was <i>taller</i> than the UN.
I peed myself laughing at his presumption. In Washington DC there is a law that no building can be taller than the Capitol.
They are so traduced. When the Donald built a building not that far away, and in that questionable (I'm told; I don't know) neighborhood, some Pooh-Bah at the UN complained that Trump's building was <i>taller</i> than the UN.
I peed myself laughing at his presumption. In Washington DC there is a law that no building can be taller than the Capitol.
9/21/2007, 2:58 pm
Maybe this would cheer them up?
Long Live The League of Nations - oops I mean The Party...
-Mikhail
Commissar Theocritus gave me an idea when he wrote:This can be on the side of the new building that we must build them in New York, and in a better neighborhood.
Maybe this would cheer them up?
Long Live The League of Nations - oops I mean The Party...
-Mikhail
9/23/2007, 1:47 am
Black lines? Betty, I know but perhaps we could have a rebranded Cube. A minimalist Cube. A deconstructed Cube.
A designer Cube.
And you know that the Luxor in Vegas is really a half-buried cube.
A designer Cube.
And you know that the Luxor in Vegas is really a half-buried cube.
9/23/2007, 3:37 pm
Kind of like the Cube our Polish comrades made because they found that they couldn't solve the regular one?
9/25/2007, 10:59 am
Yes! It should be the Polish People's Cube: Polish Comrades Modify The People's Cube To Their Needs
Premier Betty wrote:Kind of like the Cube our Polish comrades made because they found that they couldn't solve the regular one?
Yes! It should be the Polish People's Cube: Polish Comrades Modify The People's Cube To Their Needs
9/26/2007, 1:56 am
Hurray! Our progressiveness is spreading without anyone noticing it! One day everyone will wake up and realize that we have completely taken over the entire world without them ever knowing it!
Onward to Victory!
Onward to Victory!
10/8/2007, 7:36 am
Record Temperature Highs in the Northeast.
Racist named "Indian Summer" to be replaced with scientifically correct "Goreman Summer" in honor of Columbus Day.
Racist named "Indian Summer" to be replaced with scientifically correct "Goreman Summer" in honor of Columbus Day.
10/9/2007, 8:23 pm
In the same vein:
Weather service: Social Justice Dictates All Hurricanes To Be Named "Hurricane George Bush"
Weather service: Social Justice Dictates All Hurricanes To Be Named "Hurricane George Bush"
10/10/2007, 12:39 am
Yes, indeed, Margaret.
Avian Bush flu.
Acquired Bush Deficit Disorder--which Slick Willie has by the way.
Mad Bush Disease.
Avian Bush flu.
Acquired Bush Deficit Disorder--which Slick Willie has by the way.
Mad Bush Disease.
10/10/2007, 12:07 pm
Let us not forget the Epstein-Bush virus, Bush's Palsy, Irritable Bush Syndrome, Bushbonic Plague the evidence of his crimes goes on and on.
10/12/2007, 12:20 am
Or the scream of Our Many Titted Empress, looking at herself in a mirror:
"My ass is <i>huge</i> and I weigh too much. And look at that bulge in my dress! My bush is Bush's fault!"
"My ass is <i>huge</i> and I weigh too much. And look at that bulge in my dress! My bush is Bush's fault!"
10/12/2007, 4:13 pm
News headline you will never see:
natural disaster that wasnt bush's fault
CNN decides to become fair and balanced
left admits distain for troops
natural disaster that wasnt bush's fault
CNN decides to become fair and balanced
left admits distain for troops
10/19/2007, 5:08 pm
"You Want Harry Reid Stuff? I Got The Harry Reid Stuff." Harry Reid Auctions His Clothes, Furniture, Car On E-Bay In Effort to Make Millions Off His Name. "If Limbaugh Can Do It I Can Do It Too," Says Harry Reid. So Far No Takers.
10/20/2007, 9:28 am
Scientists searching for perfect vacuum find it in Senate Majority Leader's head.
10/21/2007, 11:55 am
Media Matters: IRS Should Investigate The Eugene B. Casey Foundation, It's Nothing But a Republican Hit Organization Posing as a Non-Profit.
10/21/2007, 12:02 pm
American Citizens Write Letters To Harry Reid's Boss, The People of Nevada: Tell Reid to Repudiate Media Matters
10/21/2007, 12:13 pm
Hillary: Rush Limbaugh's Abuse of Power Proves the Need For The Fairness Doctrine
10/22/2007, 4:08 pm
Nobel Prize-winning group Doctors Without Borders can cure a child half-dead from capitalism in just three weeks time with Plumpynut.
10/23/2007, 7:30 pm
El Diablo Jorge Devours Southern California With Flames of Global Warming.
Santa Ana Winds a Global Warming Denier Hoax.
OK, maybe some of you don't get it....The Devil George....we couldn't make him a saint.
Santa Ana Winds a Global Warming Denier Hoax.
OK, maybe some of you don't get it....The Devil George....we couldn't make him a saint.
10/24/2007, 11:44 pm
The Green River Killer: George Bush scared me in a dream
Ted Bundy: George Bush is worse.
Adolph Hiter. At least I let Herbert von Karajan get a really good string section in the Berlin Philharmonic and George Bush listened to music that wasn't Wagner.
Ted Bundy: George Bush is worse.
Adolph Hiter. At least I let Herbert von Karajan get a really good string section in the Berlin Philharmonic and George Bush listened to music that wasn't Wagner.
11/7/2007, 1:08 pm
US Govt to force mandatory psychological screening of all cattle to prevent future terrorist suicide cows.
11/14/2007, 3:24 pm
Poll: 9 out of 10 Viewers realize re-runs are better than current programming.Due to Writer's Strike
11/14/2007, 3:27 pm
Karma's a bitch: Car burglar flees police only to get eaten by alligator ignorant of Miranda rights. Parents to sue.
12/12/2007, 1:48 am
Algore dances the Macarena while people laugh at him.
Algore visits black church and claps so badly that one of the choir members takes his hands to show him how.
Algore visits black church and claps so badly that one of the choir members takes his hands to show him how.
1/12/2008, 1:59 am
Ah, Margaret, do you think that we ought to recruit this plaintiff into our cadre? Such rapacity and greed ought not be unpunished. And to think that this plaintiff did this on his own. A self-taught Democrat.
Amazing.
Amazing.
1/19/2008, 10:28 am
Another Theo, who must be punished, has corrupted the normally Progressive, and therefore sane, pages of Kanadistan's The National Post with this egestion.
https://www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archives/003054.html
https://www.jessicaswell.com/mt/archives/003054.html
1/25/2008, 7:05 pm
The nightmare begins...
Democratic Party Offers First Female For President, First Black For President, First Pretty Pony For Attorney General
How many more firsts will the Democrats give us? The mind reels.
Democratic Party Offers First Female For President, First Black For President, First Pretty Pony For Attorney General
How many more firsts will the Democrats give us? The mind reels.
2/4/2008, 9:31 am
Margaret, it is of course unfair to Islamic medical students to expect them to be sanitary. First the wrists, then the camels...where will it stop? MRSA (which I've had and it is a mere trifle, requiring three antibiotics and complete rest for weeks and could have been prevented) is a small price to pay for total inclusivity. And after we have insured that Islamic medical students do not have to scrub up, I propose that we extend this fairness and require clitorectomies of all women. And furthermore we require all women to walk ahead of their menfolk to clear minefields as they did after WWII--that is fair to women, isn't it? On the basis of the UK medical students?
Oh. And I'm turning myself in to see what wall has my name on it.
Oh. And I'm turning myself in to see what wall has my name on it.
2/4/2008, 3:47 pm
No takers here. They'll cave. The one thing that I've noticed about PC types is that they only beat up on people who won't fight back. In other words, they're cowards. And I think that PC is the equalizer of a coward.
2/4/2008, 9:42 pm
John McCain Apologizes For Going To Vietnam, Earns Jane Fonda's Endorsement
Laika the Space Dog wrote:Hanoi Jane Endorses McCain
(I think we can put together a piece on this)
John McCain Apologizes For Going To Vietnam, Earns Jane Fonda's Endorsement
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