Bill Nye - The PEOPLES Science Guy!

[Dig4Utopia]

Widely acclaimed Comrade Bill Nye (BS-ME) The PEOPLES Science Guy™ settled the science of climate change once again and for all time when he appeared with Comrade Piers Morgan and declared to all of Gaia's children: "10 of the last 12 years are the “warmest years recorded" which caused the latest F5 tornado that rightly devastated a part of flyover land on Monday.

PIERS MORGAN AND BILL NYE SPECULATE ON CLIMATE CHANGE'S ROLE IN DEADLY OKLA. TWISTER

We can see by this highly scientific-looking chart that their can be no doubt that Carbon Taxes must be instituted immediately or we're all gonna die:

The GOREACLE could not ask for a more qualified spokesperson to present the Current Truth to the unwashed LIV masses!

Because of this devotion to Party Doctrine I'm thinking he should be assigned to other critical scientific issues facing the Party?? Like once & for all disproving this GOD thing, etc..

What say you, Comrades?

[Anyer Marx]

I'm a little surprised. Since some of The Collective Children™ were involved I thought the scientifically-proven party line was going to be that the tornado was caused by either: a) some bible-clinger discharging an assault weapon into a cloud; or b), the sequester meant that funds were not available to stop it. I suppose we won't really know the real cause until after the photo-op. In the interim, keeping the carbon-tax thing alive is good for Al's bank accounts.

[Dedhedvedev]

I understand that the Sci/Fi Guy got this job primarily due to an excellent reference from Elena Ceauşescu.

From her Wikipedia page:
"Despite leaving grammar school at the age of 14, Ceauşescu graduated from the University of Bucharest with a PhD in polymer chemistry and top in a class of 100 women with the honor of summa cum laude."

[Margaret]

Oh my goodness! Who can argue with that!

[Captain Craptek]

I understand that the Sci/Fi Guy got this job primarily due to an excellent reference from Elena Ceauşescu.

From her Wikipedia page:
"Despite leaving grammar school at the age of 14, Ceauşescu graduated from the University of Bucharest with a PhD in polymer chemistry and top in a class of 100 women with the honor of summa cum laude."

Most interesting... Ceausescu seems to have followed a path not unlike that of our very own Moochelle. Obviously, Party™ affiliation and connections were "helpful" to both womyn.

[Comrade Spanky McStupid]

The People's band New Wave was prescient.

[Raum Emmanual Goldstein]

KOMRADES!!!

Is it not obvious that Dear Reader (AP&PBUH) CAUSED the cyclone HIMSELF?! Does HE not possess the power to lower the seas??? HE is of course a MESSIAH with purpose. In this case HE had THREE:

1) To Punish RethugliKKKan TEA-rrorists in Oklahoma for their BLASPHEMY!!!!

2) Provide FODDER for Obama's Stenographers The Press to report something else besides the current scandals lies.

3) Prove emphatically that Anthroprogenic Global Warming Climate Change exists (despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary) and lay the GUILT for the deaths of 20 children where it belongs -- on obstinant RethugliKKKans who block HIS every move!

Sheer GENIUS! I Marvel.... FORAWRD!!!

[Pamalinsky]

Raum Emmanuel Goldstein,

The short answer? YES!

[Shovel 4 U]

ARE YOU TELLING ME SCIENCE CAN MAKE YOU GO BLIND????

[Raum Emmanual Goldstein]

ARE YOU TELLING ME SCIENCE CAN MAKE YOU GO BLIND????

When judiciously applied... YES!

[Red Square]

A new discovery makes it all finally come together. The signs were always there - all we needed was a really smart scientist to properly connect the dots...

[R.O.C.K. in the USSA]

A new discovery makes it all finally come together. The signs were always there - all we needed was a really smart scientist to properly connect the dots...

Hmmmm... perhaps it's all the chatter about our dear Comrade Weiner running for mayor, but for some reason I look at that artist's representation and think about Hawaii...

[Captain Craptek]

Comrade ROCK,

I believe I understand what you mean...and it concerns me greatly.