Crossfire Mary

[jackalopelipsky]

Mary McCord is Crossfire Mary

Who would ruin a good man, a MAGA man, a chief
Mary had impeachment play our land
And who would leak Steele's dossier
From a Hillary campaign's mouth
If she could fake it for Obama man? 

Crossfire Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in Georgetown circles
On expense-accounted gruel
And her FISA barkers drops her off at Langley school 

Laughing in the hearing room
Gets her kicks from little ploys
Would rather fake it with her Deep State way
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Mao Zedong
Xi watches through the railings as this plays
Hey

Crossfire Mary
Winds sh*t hard to get Trump gone
She's the O man's bitch girl
And she'll do it till she's gone
She was Mueller's handler
But her favor's good and strong
She's the unmentioned hood of Deep State
Helped that old man get mind schlonged
Hey

Laughing in the hearing room
Gets her kicks from all these ploys
Would rather fake it in her Deep State way
Or maybe her attention is drawn by Mao Zedong
Xi watches through the railings as this plays

Hey
 
Crossfire Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in Georgetown circles
On expense-accounted gruel
And the special counsel drops her off at Langley School  

Crossfire Mary...
Crossfire Mary...