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White House says it isn't behind 'Adorable Care Act'

The White House has been retweeting really, really endearing pictures of ridiculously cute animals touting the virtues of the latest social welfare craze!

With Obamacare nearly upon us not only will you be mandated to buy overpriced, skelatal medical insurance for the rest of your life for both you and your family; you will also be mandated to purchase it for your favorite furry friend!

Thursday afternoon the White House press corps blushingly pushed Jay "Carney" Carney for a comment on the "too cute for news" news. The super cuddly spokesperson insisted that the White House had no involvment in something so warm, fuzzy and 100% accurate.


"Sign up or die resisting!" says Farfour, the rodent star of Mimi's Junior Jihadi Jamboree!

Farfour has joined forces with Health and Human Services and Minitruth in a joint public education effort that aims to inform the electorate on the complexities of both new laws and the limitless benefits of each.

Production has already been completed on a series of public service announcments with more sure to come!

In the above clip Farfour helps people understand the nature of the individual mandate and what Obamacare and Adorable Care means for you!

In this ad Farfour educates the proleitariat on death with dignity. He tells the world how Obamacare will not only make dignified death legal, but affordable too while dramatically reducing healthcare spending!

Look for more substanitive information in future White House Tweets and press releases!

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If the Rethuglicans had not spend so much time blocking the ACA, and had worked with dear leader and the glorious People's Democratics, this wee poor bird would still be alive!!!

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Comrade Lumberjack,

On page 7,538 in section 56.7.a.z, paragraph Q12.2 of the ACA it clearly states that proctology and all associated disciplines will now fall under the sole purview of the IRS. There will be no doctors, just friendly agents which will provide their services at no additional charge. Healthcare costs fall as promised, everyone wins!

Do I sense an opportunity for a certain squirrel to serve the Party by appearing in some cute and fluffy propaganda?

Fraulein Frankenfeinstein wrote:If the Rethuglicans had not spend so much time blocking the ACA, and had worked with dear leader and the glorious People's Democratics, this wee poor bird would still be alive!!!

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First the Rethuglikkkans and their War on Women; now the War on Birds. When will the savagery stop!!!

Do you folks still have birds in your Oblast? My dystopian Oblast has eaten every last one of them, along with all the bark off the trees. Thank Lenin it will snow soon. We have been so dry since historically all of our moisture needs come from snow. If not for King Queen Moochell's command that we must consume recycled toilet water fresh spring water supplied by the Party, we would all be dead right now.