Comrades, Spring has arrived. However due to the ever-bloating bureaucracy in the USSA and elsewhere and increasing terrorism, higher security measures have become necessary.

I hate to spring this on you but access to spring has been restricted until further notice and will be granted only to those who successfully complete this captcha (nouns or verbs only, adjectives not accepted):


If you get stuck, Current Truth™ may spring from a good dictionary.

NOTE: Keep your warm coat handy—if the Captcha doesn't work, Winter will continues for you until Next Tuesday™