This morning during my usual hour-long routine of getting myself woke up and performing my first survival therapies for the day, a commercial on the TV caught my attention more than usual-

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I was curious what the heck an "Infiniti" was. It looks pretty much like every other roundish slug-shaped BMW-styled car out there, no matter the brand. I was guessing it might be Cherman or Italian or maybe Amerikan built in some suthin' state with temporary workers from Mexico.

Noooo. Research sez it's a Japanese DATSUN. Headquartered in Hong Kong.

In the commercial, there's even a quick shot of "Julia" on a screen informing "Winston" that the keys to his freedom machine is in his pocket.

So keep an eye on anybody who wants to get one of these here "Infiniti" freedom machines, since they are being deliberately advertised to help the Winston types escape from our Orwellian Utopia.

Speaking of oppression, nobody seems to mention the PAYMENT CONTRACT that comes with one of these things.

So, in the big picture of things, the main thing is what makes you FEEL like you are free and enjoying life. Personally at my advanced age, having a beer in the evening does that for me. Gives me something to look forward to.

This is the only Obama endorsed mode of travel for the little peoples -- Infiniti insminity!

Infinity is, indeed, a difficult concept to grasp. Much like Dear Leader's infinite wisdom or .................................., this elite vehicle is simply beyond the pale for a lowly prog and can only be understood and enjoyed by the more equal among us.

Sorry, comrades, the redaction was due to a reference to the current president big meanie pants in Capitalist Russia, who can no longer be tolerated.

Everybody knows the best Utopias are the ones you can't leave! The walls are to keep the capitalist swine out.

At first, I was thinking film was tribute to our Beloved TSA. But it turns out to be slander! Never would TSA instruct someone to put his own hand in his own pants. That is what latex clutch is for. (And when latex clutch is in effect, no one runs off without leaving essential equipment in hand of Beloved TSA.)

It's obvious the good comrade is "more equal" than the rest of the group and for good reason; he's likely 2/5 Hispanic, 2/5 Irish, and the rest Black and Asian. My sixth sense tells me "Winston" was on his way to find a few swarthy individuals to help balance out the skin tone of such insensitive RACIST propaganda.

Comrade Scratch,

Not to worry over this so called "escape" from the "Factory of Life." A bit of snip-snipping and analysis reveals the underlying message inserted in the disclaimer:

Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Scratch,

Not to worry over this so called "escape" from the "Factory of Life." A bit of snip-snipping and analysis reveals the underlying message inserted in the disclaimer:

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Wow Comrade Craptek, I hadn't even noticed that disclaimer. Turns out, I looked up the hi res version and the real message is almost as onerous as your speculative version-

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Infinity is, indeed, a difficult concept to grasp. Much like Dear Leader's infinite wisdom or .................................., this elite vehicle is simply beyond the pale for a lowly prog and can only be understood and enjoyed by the more equal among us.

I agree Comrade. All would-be capitalists that commit the thought crime of wanting aforementioned luxury <spit> car will be sent to re-education camp immediately. Upon release they will receive what my dad used for transportation as a boy in Portugal. Far less CO2 emissions and you get free manure for your local community garden!

We need to raise the proles daily "Cube Quota"™ immediately,
without straw this time.


Oh and by the way which ones Red.....

I don't understand all this talk of "vehicles." There is only one mode of transportation needed to get from hut to field. I travel in the style emulating our dear leader, minus the limo, helicopter, jet and security detail, of course.

We need to pass regulations where one must have a passport in order to travel from state-to-state and Kollective-to-Kollective. In the interest of Public Safety™.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:We need to pass regulations where one must have a passport in order to travel from state-to-state and Kollective-to-Kollective. In the interest of Public Safety™.

We are almost there thanks to Real ID and sometime we may all be welcomed to a new state with the far too long unused phrase "papers please"

Warren Peas wrote:

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:We need to pass regulations where one must have a passport in order to travel from state-to-state and Kollective-to-Kollective. In the interest of Public Safety™.

We are almost there thanks to Real ID and sometime we may all be welcomed to a new state with the far too long unused phrase "papers please"

Perhaps not. Too much risk of stopping someone who has entered the country illegally.