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Super Hajj MCDXIV Final Score

6/21/2024, 10:26 am
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Be careful Comrades, running around a cube in hot weather can be fatal.

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6/21/2024, 11:20 am
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Reminds me of the joke about what do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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6/21/2024, 11:56 am
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(cough, cough...)
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6/21/2024, 2:54 pm
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RE: Super Hajj MDCXIV Final Score

Beggin' the Colonel's pardon, but I get MCDXI. Big Mo' started screechin' and preachin' around 613 AD, so at most the annual Hajj-a-Palooza has been happening 1,411 years.

RE: Ellsworth's, "Reminds me of the joke about what do you call 50,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?"

"A damn good start!!!"

Slightly off-topic, but since y'all brought it up.......

Why was it a tragedy when that busload of lawyers went off a cliff?
Because there were two empty seats!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other's just a poor fish.

A lawyer died and wound up in front of Saint Peter, proclaiming that he was "Too young to die".
Saint Peter looked up and down his clipboard, flipped a few pages and said, "Well, according to your Billable Hours, you're 108".

When Mother Teresa passed away, she accidentally got on the wrong elevator and wound up down below. Discovering the mistake, Saint Peter immediately phoned Beelzebubba and told him, "You give her back - right now!" "Or WHAT?" the Devil sarcastically sneered. "Or I'll, I'll SUE ya!" Saint Peter replied. "HA!" said Satan. "Where are YOU gonna find a lawyer?"

And finally,

Frustrated guy walks into a tavern across from the courthouse, throws his hat on the bar and says, "Barkeep, give me a double! All lawyers are assholes!!" From the end of the bar they hear, "I OBJECT!!" Everyone turns to look, and the bartender says, "What, are you a lawyer?" No, the guy replied, "I'm an asshole!"

Yeah, we're easily amused here in Northern Bidenistan.....
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6/21/2024, 5:18 pm
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Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑
6/21/2024, 2:54 pm
 RE: Super Hajj MDCXIV Final Score

Beggin' the Colonel's pardon, but I get MCDXI. Big Mo' started screechin' and preachin' around 613 AD, so at most the annual Hajj-a-Palooza has been happening 1,411 years.
Thank you Comrade Zeppelin for noticing a typo, although not the one you described: Islam was established 1414 years ago—MCDXIV.
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PS: I certainly appreciated Comrade Toohey's sublime reply but stopped myself from telling a few of the same jokes since telling lawyer jokes (always fun) would been tangential to the topic.
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