Alas, comrades, our glorious concept of the World of Next Tuesday was cannibalized by capitalist hacks at Comedy Central for their sadistic cartoon The Ren & Stimpy Show, featuring cruelty to animals, torture, and outright cannibalism.

While the People dreamed of radiant tractors and eternal equality, they gave us a wheezing chihuahua and a psychotic rabbit. Such is the fate of revolutionary ideas in the hands of decadent profiteers!

Our lawyers in Tractor Barn #2 must now set aside their beet-vodka stills and begin drafting cease-and-desist memos by hand, on recycled Party stationery, before Next Tuesday arrives.

As Red Square noted above…

While the People dreamed of radiant tractors and eternal equality, they gave us a wheezing chihuahua and a psychotic rabbit. Such is the fate of revolutionary ideas in the hands of decadent profiteers!

…Next Tuesday is now a communist hell hole where decadent profiteers have flagrant disregard for purchasing customers.

When I finally reach the store, it takes 15 minutes to find an employee. When I do, I tell them what I want, and their response? “Why don’t you just buy it online? We’ve got more colors there.” I don’t know, maybe because I want to go for a run in an hour and would like shoes on my feet instead of in an Amazon box next Tuesday?

How did The Glorious World Of NextTuesday go so horribly wrong? Who can TPC blame and then liquidate?


https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/every ... lounge-now

Comrades!

I've always suspected that Hoek character was a Kulak and counter-revolutionary hooligan! This proves it! And look how he treats the poor proletariat cat Stimpy, typical capitalist/imperialist bullyboy! Rest assured Comrades, Revolutionary™ Justice will be swift and SEVERE!

I suppose I must apologize for calling Stimpy a rabbit while he/she/it apparently identifies as a cat. But in the world of post-modern cartooning, where animals are fluidly non-binary by default, mis-speciing should be tolerated or even expected.

I believe, comrades, that in the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, species identity will be as fluid as Party slogans.