I know many of our readers wonder what the Gulag Gals really look like. You've heard me say they are some of the hottest babes on the planet. Maybe you think your old comrade exaggerates or maybe you think I been smoking some of that stuff the People's Director keeps in an oregano jar in the bottom drawer of his desk hidden behind the porn magazines (Sorry chief, I was looking for copier paper).

Well wonder no more comrades, just turn the page and see for yourself.
(see if you can figure out who is who)

oh yes, it is such a relief to be revealed ( in SUCH ACCURACY AND CORRECTNESS OF PHOTOGRAPHS).

"Gulag Gals, Ready, Strong and Capable ™ "

"There Is Nothing a Gulag Gal Can't Do ™ "

'One On One For All and All Are Ready ™ "

"Endowments; Not Shovels™ "

(I had to correct your spelling so I expect an Award) cough cough cough

Bless you darlin'....I'll send you one of them hero buttons.

(can I pin it on your chest?)

What is a Gulag without a Personality Cult?

Remember, the Gulag exists for rehabilitation.

Comrade Whoopie -

It's time for the Big Gulag Mud Wrestling Non-Competition! (Everyone is an equal winner).

Oh, and that stuff inside the oregano jar is oregano. When Casserole Czar prepares her equal borscht for the whole collective, I find a moment when the proles aren't looking, and I add a pinch to my individual bowl. That way I don't have that sour look on my face, which allows me to tell the others "See? I enjoy it, and so should you!"

I have to maintain my role-model status, you know.

yes....NO............. yes?.................. no?........... humm??


I am thinking you should get your own Endowments, Comrade Whoopie!

The People's Cube Great Progressive Mud Wrestling / Fisting Fiesta of 2008. Recognize any of the participants?

I was going to say, I was too inebriated from Theo party at the Rancho to remember, but I wasn't around in '08.

(wheeeeee!)

I don't recognize any of the faces, however that butt looks familiar.

You can never have too much government.

Anyone needing a hint as to the identity of the first Gulag Gal will find one or even two here:

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/here-you-go-pinkie-t5589.html

I especially like that sharp talon sticking up out of the center of the breastplate. Guaranteed to discourage even the most determined of gropers.

Yelling Yelena used to make me keep a mousetrap down my cleavage whenever I went out on dates. (I remember one date who insisted he was only looking for cheese.) Once I slipped it in the wrong way and those of you comrades who've met it the correct way can well imagine how painful it was for me.

And what a huge livid welt it left on my bosom! My date that night likened me to Krusty the Klown and the Bond villain Scaramanga. You should've seen the shovel-shaped welt I left on his face when he said that.

But when I came home late that night, Yelling Yelena saw it, insisted it was a hickey, and called me a slut. A great clanging and clashing of shovels ensued.

She's just jealous. You should see her boobs. Now those are what you'd call real knee slappers.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: Yelling Yelena used to make me keep a mousetrap down my cleavage whenever I went out on dates.

Yes Pinkie, I remember those dates to this day.

Here's my question: Where are the candid pictures of Czar-Czar and Comrade Putout?

But while we're waiting, I have proof that Fraulein is really just an amateur in the field of endowments because I have conclusive proof of a most-progressive gal whose endowment is far more "equal" ....


... But, her obvious credentials as a "progressive" are undermined by the demonstrable fact that she failed to distribute any of her excessive endowment to the other two ladies suffering quite plainly from extremely delayed puberty.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

Glad to see the Gulag Girls ™ fulfilling DD Cups the 5 year plan to subvert the KKKapitolist PIGS!



I hereby volunteer for future recruiting efforts on behalf of the Motherland.
Now, please excuse me, I need a little "alone" time.

Chairman, I most assuredly assure you, there wasn't any personal money wasting transpiring. You have heard of "secret government" projects and "monkey testing", have you not? Not to be saying more than FEMA or FBI will allow, I will just conjure up images of new government mandated program G(ulag)TARP and new microwave testing procedure.

voila!

At least they have the decency to wear actual clothes, instead of depending on a strategically placed belt pendant, Neytiri (how Do you keep that thing in place?)

Whoopie, was the original model fo Leninka the pirate queen Belit?

Ivan Betinov wrote:At least they have the decency to wear actual clothes, instead of depending on a strategically placed belt pendant, Neytiri (how Do you keep that thing in place?)

Dear Ivan,

Actually it doesn't always stay in place.

Sometimes it fails to do so due to circumstances beyond my control-- i.e., strong gusts of wind, getting on and off riding-beasts similar to Earth's horses, unexpected hand-movements by high-party officials during meetings of the Inner-Party Circle.

Sometimes I coyly take actions or assume positions causing it to appear to be accidentally "out of place" and to thereby disable the ability of male adversaries (or of male targets of our Global Campaign to Keep GAIA from Getting Too Hot) to engage in rational thought--
Examples: Casually standing upside-down on my hands; casually standing on one leg while holding my other leg with my foot behind my head; casually lying on the back of my shoulders and elbows with my hands holding my buttocks high in the air and my legs in the "v" for "victory" position; casually swaying my hips left and right while explaining the science of how men's actions cause GAIA to get "hot"; casually wearing my pendant-belt backwards.

As enlightened, non-religious scientists, we in the Collective know that Man's "mind" is not a metaphysical out-of-body force but rather is a biological process residing in Man's head.

This is part of what has enabled our colleagues in Hollywood to wage such effective cultural campaigns (such as AVATAR) against the rigid minds of right-wingers.


I never cease to be amazed at how such casual actions render the minds of young males so completely compliant with my message on how to save GAIA.

The pendant is an unusual weapon in that it is rendered more powerful by its non-use than by its use.


However, respect for the intellectual acuity and self-discipline of loyal party members prevents me from insulting their intelligence by posting images of myself here without the pendant properly in place. (Nevertheless, I must admit I've noticed a dramatic growth in party members indicating desires that I demonstrate my acrobatic coyness.)

But I'm sure all loyal comrades will be excited to learn that I've agreed to be featured in a series of scientifically revealing photos in Gore's forthcoming book, "What Makes GAIA Hot."


--GAIA Minister Neytiri

Sweet Stalin's ghost Ivan, I do believe you have nailed in the peg in the coffin! That must be dear, gloriously light skinned Leninka. Such extraordinary beauty (not to mention weaponry) could not be mistaken.
Pinkie is a natural in her glorious shovel, is she not?!
And, my my, is that Comradess Mrs. Al Czarweary? She should have removed that beardedness long ago, although I am of assurance this will bring dear beloved husband Czarweary home from waring with the quickness! (not to mention the flack she will get from all the underwives. Can you hear the cat fights? "where's MY makeover?! Where's MY MAKEOVER!!")

Ivan Betinov wrote:Whoopie, was the original model fo Leninka the pirate queen Belit?

Your guess is probably better than mine Ivan. There was no description with the original image and the file name gives no clue.

As you know I had real problems finding a suitable image for Leninka. I sat up past midnite for two days searching image archives. And then there was the hair (side views of pigtails are rare).

For the record, Pinkie is based on Wonder Woman, the Frau is Black Canary and Mrs. Al is Scarlet Witch.

And we've all taken note of their voluptuousness, that dear Whoopie was so kind to include in his search. Comrade Leninka's character's right boob could knock a hole in a bank safe.

Now, I feel the need to go work out with some weights......... ah, that successfully passed. Someone pass the donuts.

The gulag gals need to get a bit more multicultural. My guilt levels are rising and that can mean only one thing: RACISM!

more multicultural.

AKKK, comrade, only one at a time!!!


oops, pardon, I must have misread your statement... well... umm, err, off to the beet fields.

An all American, a German, A light skinned black woman and a mooslim. Well if that ain't multicultural enough I'll be darned...DARNED!

As you know I had real problems finding a suitable image for Leninka. I sat up past midnite for two days searching image archives. And then there was the hair (side views of pigtails are rare).

Thank you Comrade Whoopie. I've been so busy, I missed this. You weren't kidding when you said revealing. The effort on the pigtails proved to be worth it. I like it. You've taken 50 years off of my age. Well, maybe not that much.

Comrade Whoopie wrote:An all American, a German, A light skinned black woman and a mooslim. Well if that ain't multicultural enough I'll be darned...DARNED!

Where is Jew and cripple?

Speaking of German gals... Remember how they were all hot for Obama and Germany suddenly became a model progressive society in the media reports? Well, something has happened to them. Must be the omnipresent Reich-wing propaganda of Faux News, without which we would have long arrived to Utopia Come.

https://deutschlandfurpalin.com

Leninka wrote: Thank you Comrade Whoopie. I've been so busy, I missed this. You weren't kidding when you said revealing. The effort on the pigtails proved to be worth it. I like it. You've taken 50 years off of my age. Well, maybe not that much.

ah yes, and best of all, Leninka, your ass is better than ever.

Comrade Marxist, the Jew is a crippled black/hispanic man female. That's what you call a four-fer five-fer.

I suggest we do all humanly possible to make sure this picture never gets into the hands of Michelle Obama or those taxpayer-funded aides who dress her up in the morning.

Ummm.. Bruno?!? Roaming loose down on the border? Oh my- Theocritus!?

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:

Leninka wrote: Thank you Comrade Whoopie. I've been so busy, I missed this. You weren't kidding when you said revealing. The effort on the pigtails proved to be worth it. I like it. You've taken 50 years off of my age. Well, maybe not that much.

ah yes, and best of all, Leninka, your ass is better than ever.

Comrade Marxist, the Jew is a crippled black/hispanic man female. That's what you call a four-fer five-fer.

That is not diversity. It is uni-versity

Thank you Whoopie, for the head only Avatar. I did feel a bit, well, er, exposed. Now, to get started posting with a whole new me. Pinkie, eat your heart out.

Leninka wrote:Thank you Whoopie, for the head only Avatar. I did feel a bit, well, er, exposed. Now, to get started posting with a whole new me. Pinkie, eat your heart out.

Leninka (and Frau and Pinkie and Mrs. Al ) (and also Whoopie),

Welcome to the world of stark, raving beauty (likewise Frau, Pinkie & Mrs. Al). IF I were to be a member of the Innter Party, and IF if were to have attended recent meetings, I would have understood Whoopie's vital mission. Due to my relatively recent joining of the Collective (thanks to the wonderful 3-D work of James Cameron in AVATAR) I am still learning things about Earthly (and Earthy) society. Speaking by analogy, I was watching inside baseball but thinking I was watching outside football. So my participation was wholly inappropriate. Sometimes I get too obsessed with my Mission to help Gore save GAIA by shutting down rational analysis in young men's heads so they will rise to the occasion of supporting GAIA. I hope I don't deserve time in the Gulag for my me, me, me, spoilation of a rite of passage. My blue may turn green with envy.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

Red Square, I believe you have made a point. It does not seem to 'work' for Mama Mo. I think it's the boots?

Frau!

Am sending bill to you for screen cleaning. Bits of beets stuck in keyboard too.

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Red Square, I believe you have made a point. It does not seem to 'work' for Mama Mo. I think it's the boots?

No, I think it's the absence of that big spiky belt she always wears. Unless you made a typo, and you meant to say "it's the boobs?"

Marxist, sorry for the mess. This should be of assistance


The "boob"? Dear Leader was not photographed with her, Pinkie, you must be misspeaking.

Ladies, I'm all fer klempt that you would think enough of my adolescent fantasies to adopt these as your avatar.

Neytiri, you are correct, my mission was to capture the attention of the 16 yr. old male audience (like what 7 of 9 did for Star Trek Voyager). I expect we'll soon start seeing ads for pimple cream in the side frames of the Mother Page.

(Red Square, I get a percentage of that ad revenue)

Just don't expect any money for your efforts, we're not anything, if not cheap.... dollar wise, you understand.

I vote NO on any addition of pimple creme, viagra or any of that other 'stuff'. I'd have to take my well endowments and go home......

Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:And, my my, is that Comradess Mrs. Al Czarweary? She should have removed that beardedness long ago, although I am of assurance this will bring dear beloved husband Czarweary home from waring with the quickness! (not to mention the flack she will get from all the underwives. Can you hear the cat fights? "where's MY makeover?! Where's MY MAKEOVER!!")

Fraulein, you are to be of most preceptiveness. If I to not be of having so much of the facial hairs on show then certainly husband may be for mistaking me to be of wife instead of his long lost brother. But now you all to know why Misha is for not being of repulsiveness for me. Oh... maybe I should not be for such revealings?

As for underwives... they would be for much quietness once I to throw such hoops of fire at them. No underwive like to get too near to the fires in case of burkha to be for burning.

But I am much liking my true appearance and may be for using it at the certain times when I know the husband not to be for lurking.

I am of much appreciation to Comrade Whoopie for being so intuative of the true beauty that is to be Mrs Al Czarweary.

I certainly understand "lurking" husbandages... they do know how to lurk and grape, do they not? Which brings on many headaches and of such.

Yes, I would think fire would do the trick. There is nothing like the smell of burning burka babe's.

(and if Misha gives you any 'resistant in assistance', remind him of the deliciousness of goat - gonad soup)

Mrs Al Czarweary can keep her beard. It's fine be me. All we need in the gulag, now with our new do's is more competition.

Leninka wrote:Mrs Al Czarweary can keep her beard. It's fine be me. All we need in the gulag, now with our new do's is more competition.

Many thanks and gifts of western toilet paper to Comrade Whoopie for this revelation!

Quick question to Leninka.... what is this "competition" you speak of? The word is foreign to me...

It is from the early days of the revolution, Comrade Buffoon. Back then different kolkholz's (farm collectives) had competitions to see who produced most of the vegetables. Comrade Stalin loved competitions. Sometimes the losers went to the gulag, or were just used as fertilizer.

Buffoon, you remember that time we were walking across the Golden Gate Bridge after a long night of drinking and we stopped in the middle to take a pee and you said "The water is cold tonight" and I replied "Yeah and deep too"...Well, that's competition...pure bullshit.

Leninka,

This concept of "competition" seems counter productive to the collectives goal of Utopian Equality...

I am "this close" to reporting you to higher ups for daring suggest Comrade Stalin would pit one comrade against the other for his own gain...

Comrade Whoopie,

I understand your euphemism ...

And now, a bunch of folks not peeing from the Golden Gates...

I was under the impression that dear Leader banned competition in the ObamaCare debacle bill? Who needs anything so foolishly when we have benevolent government to provide & redistribute our needs? Beside, have they, the proles, already forgotten, Bush is gone? There is no need for competition just relax and wait for the checks to come flowing in. Mine should have will be might is due any time now last week.

Bush is gone??? Then who are we to blame for when the Teabaggers are for making their racist comments?