Comrades, former Manchurian President Barry Soetoro joined TDS-sufferer Mark (Luke Skywalker) Hamil to plug the world's ugliest presidential library in a stomach-turning video.

You can see the video here:

May the Fourth be with YOU, from the Obama Presidential Center. 

You can read about how taxpayers are on the hook for the underfunded monstrosity here:

Bureaucrats hide true price of Obama Presidential Center 

And you can see some of the memes about the video here:

Mark Hamill Mocked for ‘Cringe’ Star Wars-Themed Ad

But the following memes are a TPC exclusive, not posted anywhere else:



And, to add insult to travesty, the Obama Foundation is offering this shitty commemorative memento:


What a piece of junk! I mean, at least Cracker Jack provides candy coated popcorn and peanuts with its prize. 

Superman is to "Fortress of Solitude" as Subparman is to "Fortress of Turpitude."
 

This Obamaland theme park doesn’t even have rides. Forget it.

Margaret wrote: ↑

5/7/2026, 2:01 pm

This Obamaland theme park doesn’t even have rides. Forget it.

If they establish Sharia Law, LGBT people will get  free elevator rides to the roof.
How they get back down will require a clean-up crew. 
 

 
 
Comrades, upon learing learning that the Obama Presidential Center is ripping off weak-minded sycophants by charging 30 bucks for a clay souvenir pin that looks like a malformed Lucky Charms marshmallow piece, I called upon the TPC’s own Directorate of Potentially Exploitable Absurdities to investigate.
 
DPEA’s Department of Dubious Yet Incriminating Similarities quickly jumped to the following conclusion: the cheap-ass, over-priced Obama Center pin is a sly variation on the Borg Collective emblem!


DDYIS handed off this information to the Department of Immediate Overreactive Surveillance, which made the startling discovery that nestled in the top section of the Obama Center is a cleverly concealed Borg Cube (outlined below in green box).


Zooming in, DIOS further discovered that what to the untrained eye looks like a jumbled mess of twisted metal and enema hoses is actually an inscription that can’t be read from the street level (see below):

The DIOS Sub-Department for Clarification of Illegible Subversive Text rapidly produced the following graphic:

 
The connection between the Obama Presidential Library/Center and the Star Wars Death Star turns out to be a deceptive ruse and now stands debunked as the connection is instead with Star Trek’s Borg Collective. And to validate this finding, our Department of Dubious Yet Incriminating Similarities released this picture of a subliminal electronic message emanating from the Obama Center and being received by every tinfoil hat in the USSA:

 

Beware, Comrades—all is not as it seems in the bullet-riddled autonomous oblast of Shikagostan and there's only almost half a century to go before the founding of Star Fleet and the complete woke takeover.