Comrades, the Globalists intend to kill farming and ranching to starve the unwashed masses control the food supply. They've been very blunt about telling us "You will own nothing and be happy" and "You vill eat ze bugs."

Without resistance, the Globalists may ultimately succeed in eliminating meat. The People™ should be vigilant and prepare for that possibility and the best way to do so is to adopt woke tactics and use their own woke tactics against them. Hence, I have devised a useful counter: Be woker than woke, become Super Woke and apply identity politics to our favorite food animals.
 

If the Globalists object, if they scoff in any way, if they say "those animals are clearly not insects," respond with outrage.  Respond with accusations of racism, bigotry and speciesism. Demand to know how they could identify men as women and vice versa but not concede that mammals, fish and crustaceans can be insects (or even vegetables).

And to really  put them on the spot, demand they define what a woman is.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I shall begin identifying as an insect immediately!  I do insist on retaining the designation Red.  Although I could identify as a Fire Ant.  My cousins who will be accompanying me to the Midwest tomorrow will also identify as insects to avoid the Woke Security Inspectors.  This may take some explaining when I bestow fillets on humorless progs in the Midwest.  

I will report on my efforts to force everyone else to accept celebrate my identity delusion.  Thanks Comrade Colonel!  

Red Salmon Ant

Wow!! Colonel O!

This means when Jackalopelipsky smokes a Sowbug Butt on the patio, the jackalope is not only saving the planet....but eating a healthy diet??? Joy is complete! As the jackalope really enjoyed the work and would like to do more of it.
Sowbug Butts are on sale at the local grocertorium. Think the jackalope will save the planet and keep that figure by stocking up for the future of the world!

Guess pulled sowbug beetchip nachos are back on the political menu, comrades!!

It'll be a great pot luck at Ivan's Tractor Barn #2 Meeting Next Tuesday!

Think it'd hurt Cured Red Salmon's filet, if the jackalope branched out to experiment with grilled silverfish?

Comrades, a clarification: you need not identify yourself as insects, just identify your favorite meat animals as insects.

Otherwise, this may be the last thing you ever see:

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Comrade Jackalopelipsky:  No need to worry.  I will be practicing the smoking ritual myself soon.  I won’t be in the smoker mind you.  Remember to brine thoroughly for an optimal smoked salmon silverfish experience.

Comrade Colonel:  As an until recently healthy alternative to red meat I figure I should assume an insect identity to show solidarity with my formerly Coho cousins, the Silverfish.  

Onward to the GWONT™!   

Red Salmon Ant

Colonel O,

It's Day 2 of the Super Woke All Insect Diet, and the jackalope is feeling great. Tonight is cajun fried Ladybug!! If this is what McGovern identified and Kamala re-invented as political JOY, well it's happening. This is a great diet that saves the planet, as well as keeping the bunny healthy.

How about you, Red Salmon Ant? Any grilled silverfish joy? 

https://www.wgbh.org/news/politics/2024 ... -professor

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

8/16/2024, 12:29 pm

Colonel O,

It's Day 2 of the Super Woke All Insect Diet, and the jackalope is feeling great. Tonight is cajun fried Ladybug!! If this is what McGovern identified and Kamala re-invented as political JOY, well it's happening. This is a great diet that saves the planet, as well as keeping the bunny healthy.

How about you, Red Salmon Ant? Any grilled silverfish joy? 

https://www.wgbh.org/news/politics/2024 ... -professor

I'm having a Keto friendly grasshopper dip...
 

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: ↑

8/17/2024, 5:31 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

8/16/2024, 12:29 pm

Colonel O,

It's Day 2 of the Super Woke All Insect Diet, and the jackalope is feeling great. Tonight is cajun fried Ladybug!! If this is what McGovern identified and Kamala re-invented as political JOY, well it's happening. This is a great diet that saves the planet, as well as keeping the bunny healthy.

How about you, Red Salmon Ant? Any grilled silverfish joy? 

I'm having a Keto friendly grasshopper dip...
 

That’s great, UberDave! The TPC All Insect Diet is the best food pyramid, evah!

The jackalope feasted on grasshopper rib eye last night and can feel new energy levels allowing the jackalope to travel TPC Karaoke Multi-Verse without the toxic brain fog caused by previous unenlightened diet. With one TPC Food Chart, Colonel O totally changed the jackalope’s world view on life!

I had smoked sow bug chunks with scrambled ladybug eggs this morning. Mmmmm.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Sorry it took so long to respond.  Travel by air is hard on a fish. 

I indulged in some broiled Sockeye Silverfish while visiting the spawning grounds.  I and some of my cousins have returned to my home in exile. I have indeed recently prepared and consumed grilled Sockeye Silverfish.  I have some lovely recipes.  I only wish the spawning was as good as the fishing...

Red Salmon Ant

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

8/18/2024, 3:32 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

Sorry it took so long to respond.  Travel by air is hard on a fish. 

I indulged in some broiled Sockeye Silverfish while visiting the spawning grounds.  I and some of my cousins have returned to my home in exile. I have indeed recently prepared and consumed grilled Sockeye Silverfish.  I have some lovely recipes.  I only wish the spawning was as good as the fishing...

Red Salmon Ant

Comrades, another great testimonial for TPC Super Woke All Insect Diet!! Red Salmon Ant, will those cousin exiles get the same treatment as their indigenously prepared sockeye silverfish? Or will you try other herbs, spices, and sauces? Thanks to Colonel O's TPC Super Woke All Insect Diet, joy has returned to the jackalope's menu.

Which is strange as there is this weird joy floatin' on the MSDNCWAVES as they come to the conclusion Kamala is crazy and Tim Walz will burn down your town, just because he's a faggot and hates you. These people are not really joyful about these things, but they have to pretend they are, or some one from Hillary's Department will put Tulsi on terrorist watch list. If Hillary can get Tulsi, then no one's joy is complete.



A TPC comrade can tell this is not JOY. This ain't even close to pre-colonial joy. How do we know? Because there is not one jackalope in this crowd of joyless losers not following TPC's Super Woke All Insect Diet.

JOY! Did you know a smoked shoulder roast of a grasshopper is the "NEW" grasshopper brisket?? This is where real joy is self-evident. Who can afford a whole grasshopper brisket with Kamala fixing prices?? Lunacy is not the same as the jackalope's joy since finding TPC's Super Woke All Insect Diet.

Has any comrade used their shovel to grill chops of weevils over some hot coals?
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

8/18/2024, 5:00 pm

Tim Walz... [is a] faggot.

Has any comrade used their shovel to grill chops of weevils over some hot coals?

1) Hmmm. Now that you mention it, he does look a little light in the heels.


2) Grilled weevil chops are especially good with mint chutney. Yum!

 

New Supplementary chart!


I've had locust in a stew. Pretty good but has a slightly reptilian flavor. And the Titan Beetle tastes surprisingly similar to Louisianistani 'gator (but saltier). 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

8/15/2024, 10:14 am

And to really  put them on the spot, demand they define what a woman is.

I'm quoting myself from the first post of this thread because this question needs to be asked—a lot.

Turning Point USA founder Charlie Kirk just used this tactic on a Democrat zealot at the DNC to great effect (skip to the bottom of the article for the transcript):

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... rlie-kirk/
 
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

8/19/2024, 11:19 am

New Supplementary chart!



I've had locust in a stew. Pretty good but has a slightly reptilian flavor. And the Titan Beetle tastes surprisingly similar to Louisianistani 'gator (but saltier). 

A very accurate reidentification, Comrade Coonel O. Particularly for the hopping species, also known as a plague on the farming community. Now farmers can concentrate on cultivation of locust. Problem solved. No worries, mate.
 

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TPC's Super Woke All Insect Diet is fun for the whole family. Look at the Joy! on this Young Pioneer's face after a long weekend walking stick hunting with his Dad. A walking stick can fill the freezer with all kinds of future dietary wonderfulness. End hunger by simply converting to TPC's Super Woke All Insect Diet and reconnect with your own Young Pioneer.

So much JOY! is out there to be had, comrades.

This is the face of Russian Deep Fake Joy in need of TPC’s Super Woke All Insect Diet. Note the deep creased skin of Russian Deep Faked Joy. Erase those entrenched features marring your vicissitudes by a change in attitude about what you absorb into your body. That’s what happened to the jackalope when encountering Colonel O’s Super Woke All Insect Diet.

Mary Trump is the face of old, hateful, vindictive Russian Deep Faked Democrat Joy political diet that can’t tell you what a woman is telling TPC Super Woke what an insect is? And, that we’re going to be forced to get drunk and eat it?

??????????

Mary Trump must take a BIGLY step back….and you know what’ed to herself.

Megagrasshopperburger...