[Pervy voice]
(Don't worry, I won't hurt you
I only want to have some fun)

I was screamin' when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray
But when I went to the bathroom, could've sworn it was gay pride day
It was full of perverts, there were people runnin' everywhere
Tryin' to run from an abduction, you know I've never been so scared

Say now it's two thousand sixteen and our potty's over, now out of line
So now I just wanna potty like it's nineteen ninety-nine

I was screamin' when I wrote this, sue me I'm now a bigot
But privacy in the privy and this potty is our last
War is all around us, my mind says prepare to fight
So if I gotta go I'm gonna retake our potty break rights

Say now it's two thousand sixteen and our potty's over, now out of line
So now I just wanna potty like it's nineteen ninety-nine

Lemme tell ya somethin'
If you really want to potty
The one that you want is next door
That isn't a kotex in your pocket
Listen, you're gonna hit the floor, yeah yeah

Everybody's got to go
We all got to go today, uhh
But before I'll let that happen
I'll blow your ass away

Say now it's two thousand sixteen and our potty's over, now out of line
You're crossin' over lines
So now I just wanna potty like it's nineteen ninety-nine

Say it one more time
Say now it's two thousand sixteen and our potty's over, now out of line
So now I just wanna potty like it's nineteen ninety-nine


1999 (1999)
Yes I want to go (1999)
Yes I want to go (1999)
You could die here today (1999)
Do you want to die?
I'm gonna blow your ass away