Oh puh-leeze it doesn't matter what newz say
They just can't say, “Here.” That's not the way
Like keep on cranking out Joe's name
The way newz hacked 'bout
Every way Trump smiled
Forget that, fake-believe We (The People™) never needed
Any more than This.
Any more than This.

Oh puh-leeze it doesn't matter what newz do
Just shows KAG'll never really get a hold on you
To make your eyes catch fire
The way they should
No way Joe's Blue could fool this'un
If newz only would, if newz only would
At least news'd lose sixth sense while missing something else
Hope dies this way

From me to newz, we're worlds apart
With anarchist kooks and Toobin farts
And all nay says whore hounds are hate
Media just fake ass bunch ‘cause newz don't know
Fox Newz throw'd KAG all away
Oh, Fox Newz throw'd KAG all away
Like throwing feces in KAG's eye
Like shoving bums ‘round



Yesterday, KAG stood in Square
Wide-eyed in front of you
Malice face KAG saw woked back
The way Dems want it to
But KAG just won't hold in fear this way
The way newz do

Puh-leeze believe Trump never wanted this
He thought this time Prez'd keep all of his promises
Trump thought newz were journalist KAG always dreamed about
But newz let that dream go
And newz promises broke
And newz fake-believe runs out

So puh-leeze
It doesn't matter what newz say
They just can't say, “Here.” That's not the way
Like keep on acting out insane
The way newz hacked ‘bout
Every day Trump smiled
Forget that, fake-believe We (The People™) never needed
Any more than This.
Any more than This.

And every time newz tries to prop Joe up
Like falling grand
As fast as Hunter crack piped up
Vote ruins Blue Wave through newz's clutching sands
But this is something else, newz can't really do
This is something else, newz can't really do
This is something else, newz can't really do

At all