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That's The Night Leakin' Pipes Blew Out In Georgia

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Senator Tim Scott Announces He Will Not Support Any Electoral Certification Challenges


'pelipsky rechannels Vicki Lawrence's Georgia ballad.



Tim was on his way home from Turtle's Swamp
Been four years gone and Swamp thought Trump'd stop
Xi sez, should have hemlock drink 'fore he went home, Loser

Yeah, an' MAGA Low-Woe said, "Hello"
Tim said, "Hi, what's doin Woe?"
An Woe said, "Sit down, I got some bad news that's gonna hurt"

Said, "Damn, your swamp friends and you know Trump's right
‘bout Xi's ‘futures' rides burnt homes last night
Since Downtown ‘gone', Woe's been seeing Xi's Destruction Zone since

Now, Tim, goes mad when he sees Red
An' Turtle said, "Boy, don't you choose TrumpHeadz!
'Cause to tell you the truth, I've been with Xi myself"

That's the night that the leakin' pipes blew out in Georgia
That's the night that they spun a complicit plan
Well, don't trust your soul to no Xi ‘hacked good' Southern Squaller (Raffensperger)
'Cause we judge sezs this clown's got leaked stains on his hands.

Well Turtle got scared, ANITIFA left it's scar
Wokin' his home 'cause he didn't give care, you see
Turtle doesn't have Kentucky friends, and he's just lost him some

Th'Brother bought RealLife® was re-rate% DownTown®
So, see burnt homes and financially bound?
The only thing forefathers had left us, and that was our guns

So Tim's gone all Swamp. Seen the Senator's house?
Slipping through some freak hoods spray painted his house
Blame upon your tracks to Sea Isle's Swamp Turtles to mate

Xi spooked through smoke screens in the back poached doors
And we see Turtle denying fraud's The Score
It's a muddle of fraud, ANTIFA's startin' to shake

Well, the Georgia Control was faking ballot count sounds
So State Farm's pipe's shot, just to drag Trump down
A big-bellied Freeman grabbed ballots and said
"Why not do it?"

Well, The judge said ‘guilty' in un make-believe trial
Slapped this heifer on the back with a smile
Said, "Hunter's lurking at home, and we gots Biden. Screw it"

That's the night the leakin' pipes blew out in Georgia.
That's the night that they spun a complicit plan
Well, don't trust your soul to no Xi ‘hacked good' Southern Squaller
'Cause the Judge says this clown's got leaked stains on his hands.

Well, Tim hung w'swamp brothers before we could say
Yo' tracks we saw while Sea Isle way
See Turtle's house? And Scott, that might's a crime

And this Xi'tin' life has burnt Atlanta down
Xi's Swamp buddy is whatta'll “be found”
You see ANTIFISTA's don't miss when they aims burnt slums

That's the night that leakin' pipes blew out in Georgia
Ohh ohhh
That's the night that they spun a complicit plan
uuhhh, uuhhh, uuhhh

Well, don't trust your soul to no hacked good Southern Squaller
'Cause We judge that this clown's got leaked stains on his hands


 
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