Comrades, as TPC communists all know, the free market system is a total, unworkable enterprise. While the free market system has the appearance of actually producing prosperity for everyone, it’s a pernicious lie.

Lies! Lies! Lies!

Actually, here in Michiganistan our new "cage free eggs" regulation just went into effect on 01JAN25. Egg prices roughly tripled and some stores don't even stock them anymore. See what capitalism does? In a Socialist world, everyone would just get free eggs - as many as they want!

Don’t listen to the above video of a white invader farmer trying to sucker a comrade into believing this “corn comes out of f’ing ground” nonsense. The truth is, he didn’t invent the shovel he used to dig an f’ing hole in the ground to plant that seed of corn.



Capitalism and free market system is theft!

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/18/2025, 12:05 pm

Capitalism and free market system is theft!

Exactly!

Unrelated: Go Lions!
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/18/2025, 11:41 am

"…the free market system is a total, unworkable enterprise. While the free market system has the appearance of actually producing prosperity for everyone, it’s a pernicious lie."

If communism is so great, why are these things happening?

 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

1/18/2025, 12:03 pm

... In a Socialist world, everyone would just get free eggs - as many as they want!

Comrade PEC, tisk tisk tisk.  I must denounce you for thought crime.  How many times does "From each according to their abilities, to each according to their NEEDS" have to be repeated?  "Want" is something associated with KKKapitalism.  As in: "Give the people what they want".  The individual defines what they "want".  This is aggressively anti-collective!  No one defines their own needs.  That tedious task is selflessly performed by The Party™ for the individual.  So the individual worker can tend the beet fields in fulfillment of that "from each" thing.  There will be no "want" in the GWONT, only what The Party™ determines that you "need".

While we are at it, who actually "needs" an egg anyway?  Beets are nature's most perfect food.  There will be no eggs available because no one will "need" them.  Only nutritious beets will be available.  That is what is "needed" to provide the workers with the energy to grow more beets.  How sustainable! 

Don't forget your shovel!

Red Salmon

 

Well, that's a refreshing change. Comrade Red Salmon usually denounces only himself.

Maybe the Spectre  of Change™  that haunts the Current Truth™ has given him an epiphany (like Jacob Marley gave to Scrooge).

Or maybe he knows something the rest of us don't (yet).

Or, he hooked up with a hot young chick who goes total nympho when a man stands up and denounces a comrade (most likely…happens all the time). 

Most Equally Esteemed Colonel,

Getting warmer.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

1/18/2025, 9:54 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Colonel,

Getting warmer.

Red Salmon

Ha ha! Be careful, Comrade—these things often end badly.

 

Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑

1/18/2025, 12:03 pm

Actually, here in Michiganistan our new "cage free eggs" regulation just went into effect on 01JAN25. Egg prices roughly tripled and some stores don't even stock them anymore. See what capitalism does? In a Socialist world, everyone would just get free eggs - as many as they want!

 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Spawning typically does NOT turn out well.  The grizzly aftermath can be observed in all the Motel 6 streams.  

I only spawn with my own kind.  Definitely not that decidedly unattractive Atlantic Salmon pictured in your post.  Why is she posing with the woman holding the knife?  Must be an Atlantic Salmon Fetish™.  Also a good name for a grunge polka band.  

Red Salmon

The jackalope tried substituting salmon eggs for cage free chicken eggs in a coconut cream pie, and it just wasn’t the same at all. It would appear there is a free market system of taste preferences that has determined eggs are not the same., or even equal. How can communism be this retarded?

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/20/2025, 10:43 am

 How can communism be this retarded?

Because Communism is for retards?

There I go again.  I denounce myself etc. etc. etc.

Step away from the Current Truth™ and pick up the shovel,

Red Salmon

 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

1/20/2025, 7:50 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

1/20/2025, 10:43 am

 How can communism be this retarded?

Because Communism is for retards?

There I go again.  I denounce myself etc. etc. etc.

Step away from the Current Truth™ and pick up the shovel,

Red Salmon

 

You’ve been pardoned for saying communism is retarded and a whole bunch of stupid misdemeanor charges of thought crimes from the past. Doesn’t it feel good to be RED?