He's right!


Almost anything is better than this inaction figure:


Or his boss:

When I looked at the package for the puppet president, at first I read incompetent as incontinent. Both would be correct.

Recommended campaign slogan for Trump/Kermit. Let's replace the puppet president with a real puppet. And he's likeable!

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

6/23/2024, 8:23 am

When I looked at the package for the puppet president, at first I read incompetent as incontinent. Both would be correct.

I had considered using "incontinent" but allowed mention of diapers to suffice.

I think the reason he wanders off so much is that he needs to fart and, unsure if it's really just a fart, he doesn't want to be close to others. Old Man farts are the worst! 
 

The way Barry Sotero tugged the wrist of our doddering fool President was delivered sharp , but scary, like in Colonel O’s meme.

The DNC hammer is sure to follow.

The Mother Land is getting wise to the looting going on and Joe Scarborough has Mika looking nervous. Barry Sotero is making the moves.

Ellsworth Toohey wrote: ↑

6/23/2024, 8:23 am

Let's replace the puppet president with a real puppet. And he's likeable!

It occurs to me that we've already had a puppet Vice-Puppet President for several years, so Kermit wouldn't be unprecedented.

And if Barry Soetoro is sitting in a basement directing Kamala through an earpiece, he must be stoned AF and talking nonsense that she just repeats.
 

Barry Sotero is talking to whomever is planned to assume the New Ticket at the Convention. Kamala is not in that plan for obvious reasons. The jackalope believed Barry Sotero when he muttered to Mary McCord and Lisa Monaco —“Leave it to Joe to screw up and get an investigation going into all our plans to push America Floorward.”

Joe Biden is dead man walking to Barry Sotero.

Mixed observations on puppet and puppeteer:

One says "falling apart," the other says "increasingly involved."

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... ays-obama/ 

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... ed-bidens/

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

6/24/2024, 7:31 am

...Joe Biden is dead man walking to Barry Sotero.

"...I may know a guy who could help you out..."

Yes, Democrat voters are much more discerning and hard to please than Republican voters. Imagine if Sleepy Joe had picked someone incompetent and useless for his VP. Someone who hadn't achieved anything noteworthy in their career, but just made meaningless word-salad speeches. Someone only attached to the ticket for the check boxes they clicked.
He would have surely lost the election.

...actually a puppet made from old carpet is looking pretty good at this point. Green Americans would finally feel seen.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

6/23/2024, 6:01 pm

And if Barry Soetoro is sitting in a basement directing Kamala through an earpiece, he must be stoned AF and talking nonsense that she just repeats.
 

Don't worry, Colonel O, Barry imported parrots to talk into Kamala's earpiece. Parrots can't repeat what they don't know.



If the DC pipe bombs were going to blow up Kamala at DNC Headquaters, how would Barry Sotero have delivered the hammertime? That meme is High Art. 'pelipsky would buy the album cover just to listen to the karaokes.

Sorry to hear a howitzer bombed your lithograph stone. It's like living in War and Peace, around here. Iff's you want to go native, Big Bend, Texazistan has acres of lithographic stone that could be used for lithographs, Ancient people used to use the stone for civilized stuff like that, but SWAT National Park, says "Civilization is not allowed to happen in their jurisdiction."

All you know, is some Howitzer cracked your lithograph stone and great lithographs are happening in your head. Plus, Ellsworth is willing to pay for a copy. All you need is for all this art tool destruction to stop, so's you can get back to where you where before the Howizter hit the fan.

Don't know if gorillas can open an art studio in Marfa, but there's no reason, why not?