Comrades, is very good idea (not compulsory (yet)) to visit TB2 (only tiny entry fee - is required for, um, necessary things for staff) to get good Socialist Summer drink.

You left out the vodka, gin, rum, and motor oil.

Ivan Betinov wrote: ↑

5/28/2024, 10:27 am

You left out the vodka, gin, rum, and motor oil.

and the muddled lime..every Beet Fiz in Texazistan is prepared with a muddled lime. Maybe that's a local thing..it takes a long time to get out of Texazistan, so that's why 'pelipsky doesn't know if the muddled lime recipe is for local Tractor Barns only.

What about The People's Margarita™? The main ingredient is ethyl glycol.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑

5/29/2024, 2:09 pm

What about The People's Margarita™? The main ingredient is ethyl glycol.

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑

5/29/2024, 2:09 pm

What about The People's Margarita™? The main ingredient is ethyl glycol.

For Marx's sake! 

Comrade, you seem to misunderstand something about Tractor Barn #2. That recipe either has a typo or your trying to poison us with unfermented beet vodka, which is very dangerous to the health and morale of The Collective™, which is dangerous to the stability of The Party™.

You should, perhaps, consider rewriting that recipe to make it two bottles of condensed beet vodka. Do NOT try to poison the Workers™!

It's the hottest spot north of Splendora.

Great idea for a TPC themed bar.

Duke of URL wrote: ↑

6/2/2024, 8:16 am

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote: ↑

5/29/2024, 2:09 pm

What about The People's Margarita™? The main ingredient is ethyl glycol.

All this time I've been under the impression that Captain Craptek was caught in a moment of indecision halfway across a busy road (as his species is known to do...)  Yet there he is.  And at the same time and for almost the same amount of time, nobody has seen or heard from Comrade May Putout.

I suspect a conspiracy, which we might discuss this at the next meeting of Kommisars/Kommisarka. 

If only there was a bunker or secure conference center where we could hold such discussions...

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

6/14/2024, 2:59 pm

I suspect a conspiracy, which we might discuss this at the next meeting of Kommisars/Kommisarka. 

If only there was a bunker or secure conference center where we could hold such discussions...

Meet me in Florida tonight (and bring butter and maple syrup).