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Wellness Check on Red Square?

1/28/2025, 11:26 am
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Has anyone seen or heard Red Square in a while?  I would have just assumed he was recovering from the extra vodka rations after the inauguration, but has anyone seen or heard from him since Nov 5?

Is he ok?  I suggest we check haylofts in all the tractor barns immediately.  I'm concerned something nefarious has happened since the ultra-MAGA revolution has taken control.
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1/28/2025, 11:53 am
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Panem Et Circenses wrote: ↑
1/28/2025, 11:26 am
 Has anyone seen or heard Red Square in a while?  I would have just assumed he was recovering from the extra vodka rations after the inauguration, but has anyone seen or heard from him since Nov 5?

Is he ok?  I suggest we check haylofts in all the tractor barns immediately.  I'm concerned something nefarious has happened since the ultra-MAGA revolution has taken control.
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Without going into personal details, Comrade Director has been beset by certain personal impediments and is devoting his time to other endeavors that best suit his needs at this time.

He is not in danger or under threat but your expressions of encouragement and best wishes could bring him a measure of joy to know that we're all thinking of him and that he is missed.
 
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1/28/2025, 11:57 am
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Ah dang, I'm sorry to hear that.
Please tell him we are thinking of him and he is definitely missed.
The Cube isn't the same without him.
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1/28/2025, 5:10 pm
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All the best to the carmine regular (most equal) hexahedron.

He continues to inspire, even in his absence.

I hope he is at least enjoying the recent constructive (planned) chaos. Shock and awe in the shockingest aweingest.
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1/29/2025, 8:29 am
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All good wishes to Red Square. Red Square, making karaoke music with Conrad while in the midst of America's Red Revolution was such a joy for the jackalope to witness and experience. What an example of fortitude and resilience in the face of Progressive destruction!! Red Square sets the example for a simpleton jackalope in preservation of the personal life in trying times.
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