Comrades, Senator Lindsey Graham has died after "a brief and sudden illness."


Can anyone guess the cause of his sudden illness?

Given his unabashed position on Russian aggression and his presence in Ukraine, here are three possibilities:


One should get all proper immunization shots before traveling, but unfortunately there is no "sudden illness" vaccine to protect against what pops up in Europe from time to time. Just ask Victor Yushchenko. 
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

Was Senator Graham near anyone with an umbrella?  Also, are castor beans readily available in Ukraine?  Asking for a friend.


Abomination From The Deep,

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/12/2026, 12:44 pm

Was Senator Graham near anyone with an umbrella?  Also, are castor beans readily available in Ukraine?  Asking for a friend.

You're asking the right questions (for a friend), Comrade.
 

Zyklon B?

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ↑

7/12/2026, 4:07 pm

Zyklon B?

Beware of Germans who say they have a "gift" for you—the German word for poison is "gift."
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

7/12/2026, 2:00 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

7/12/2026, 12:44 pm

Was Senator Graham near anyone with an umbrella?  Also, are castor beans readily available in Ukraine?  Asking for a friend.

You're asking the right questions (for a friend), Comrade.
 

Isn't it true that GOOF GAS was VART'd on American soil, and that just the other post thread day TPC SUBWH was just lamenting the cartoon character "Mr. Big" was taken out by a bar of Upsidaisium, not polonium'd, as we'd been Mandela'd to believe by Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale? Lindsey must have taken that Upsidaisium Bar to the heavens, because nobody would have used something like polonium to actually "kill" someone.
Hit replay on the Lindsey Mandela Video. You won't see Hillary's mean streak any more.

Now, the VART's GOOF GAS deployments say Mitch McConnell is recovering nicely in a secret underground chill room.

It's like there's this steady assault on what a comrade is supposed to believe.