Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

4/30/2026, 7:00 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

4/30/2026, 8:21 am

American Yak Barn comrades have been institutionally pwnd by Mac ‘n Cheese, since 1962.

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The addition of Chili and Ghost Peppers is a SPECIAL Treat!! Of course, Chuck went back for seconds. 

Now, I’ve gone on to wreck Colonel O’s exquisitely working meme in front of the entire WH Division inside TPC SUB with this atrocious meme.





 

Comrade,

Really! "pwnd?!" I suppose that goes along with "ratio'd" in the prole-speak of the offspring of the worker peasants - neophyte Bolsheviks - who, of course, think they know better than their forbears who did all the heavy lifting. Remember that those newbie Bolsheviks offed the Romanovs - the Czar and his family - in self-righteous zeal before they had found out where all the rest of the jewels and negotiable bonds had been hidden, and it wasn't likely in a hole in the ground in a birch grove.

Anybody who thinks "ratio'd" is Math or even Arithmetic - it's just counting; Monkey x has more bananas than Monkey y, a video game tally - isn't pwning any Comrades at this Kollective and the yaks don't care.

The POTUS should have offered that elitist fraud some beet greens lightly sauteed in yak fat with a pinch of garlic and horseradish. The yaks love them raw. 

Perhaps you might want to turn your attention to infusing the beet vodka with a touch of horseradish. Then drink it, a lot of it, and rethink pwnd and ratio'd or whatever.
 

The jackalope knows this dish as it is very popular in asian/creole Gulf of America cuisine known as VC Creole. The fumes remind the jackalope's nostrils they could easily be welded and pipe fitted into an oil refinery flare. So, thank you for your culinary and drinking advice, Fodder. Went on a Horseradish Beet Vodka binge and found myself transported to the dirt parking lot around the back of this Ballot Auction Barn, where all these Super Cab Dually trucks with trailers were being loaded and unloaded with Ballot Harvesters. But, that's another post.

Using out dated words from institutionalization days where Test Subjects were trained to believe in "Taco Next Tuesday" is no different from wearing Ted Nugent's shirt when released from "The Institution". "Just flash a neon sign, Jackalopelipsky."



The jackalope feels about as uniquitous (unique + ubiquitous) as a breakfast taco with ghost pepper horseradish relish in Texazistan.

I have been told that Corey Booker's favorite Congressional dish remains Air Pudding with Wing Sauce.

trashmouth wrote: ↑

5/10/2026, 1:03 am

I have been told that Corey Booker's favorite Congressional dish remains Air Pudding with Wing Sauce.

Did she say "bodegas of the Bronx?!!" I'll have to find some Spanish Yaks to translate that. And we need some video editors to change that garish lighting. I think her PhD in Education should be revoked before she poisons more Diverse young minds based on the authority of her goatskin  sheepskin. On second thought, maybe those minds are not so young. 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/5/2026, 11:00 pm

The jackalope knows this dish as it is very popular in asian/creole Gulf of America cuisine known as VC Creole. The fumes remind the jackalope's nostrils they could easily be welded and pipe fitted into an oil refinery flare. So, thank you for your culinary and drinking advice, Fodder. Went on a Horseradish Beet Vodka binge and found myself transported to the dirt parking lot around the back of this Ballot Auction Barn, where all these Super Cab Dually trucks with trailers were being loaded and unloaded with Ballot Harvesters. But, that's another post.

Using out dated words from institutionalization days where Test Subjects were trained to believe in "Taco Next Tuesday" is no different from wearing Ted Nugent's shirt when released from "The Institution". "Just flash a neon sign, Jackalopelipsky."



The jackalope feels about as uniquitous (unique + ubiquitous) as a breakfast taco with ghost pepper horseradish relish in Texazistan.

Well, I have smelled culinary additives that are very like paint thinner and they are quite common, oddly. In fact, they would PEEL the paint off a wall from a distance. Nevertheless, I confess I occasionally give the yaks a bedtime snack of Kraft Velveeta on crackers. They love it and nothing endears you more to a bovine, and they don't forget it, than feeding them up close and personal. I asked the vet if this was OK, and he said, "Heck, yes! And invite me over." I asked him if he really ate that stuff and he replied that lab studies a few decades ago showed that Kraft Velveeta and American had cancer-fighting properties.

Well, I believe that.

I am not familiar with Nugent's shirt, but I am looking for one that says, "Glorious Next Tuesday after WW12!"

 

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/11/2026, 4:55 pm

Well, I have smelled culinary additives that are very like paint thinner and they are quite common, oddly. In fact, they would PEEL the paint off a wall from a distance. Nevertheless, I confess I occasionally give the yaks a bedtime snack of Kraft Velveeta on crackers. They love it and nothing endears you more to a bovine, and they don't forget it, than feeding them up close and personal. I asked the vet if this was OK, and he said, "Heck, yes! And invite me over." I asked him if he really ate that stuff and he replied that lab studies a few decades ago showed that Kraft Velveeta and American had cancer-fighting properties.

Well, I believe that.

I am not familiar with Nugent's shirt, but I am looking for one that says, "Glorious Next Tuesday after WW12!"

 

Fodder, yes to all your thoughts on American 'cheese', which is an uniqubiquitous and probably contains petroleum by-products, product, in order to achieve the unnecessarily long shelf life as we survive WW12, and on into next Tuesday.



We're into Upton Sinclair socialist jungle running a phony ice cream processing plant territory, Fodder.

Grok says:

Sinclair aimed to promote socialism and highlight the struggles of the working class ("I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach"). The public was horrified more by the food safety details than the labor issues, which led directly to the Pure Food and Drug Act and Meat Inspection Act of 1906.

Meanwhile, here in Texazistan, Islam can get a religious exemption for all these sanitary practices in efforts to avoid exposing the public to health issues because goats sacrificed to Allah won't spread disease, or make you sick. Yet, local ranchers pursuing a meat processing facility are stalled by strict application of such regulations, that deplete cash reserves in effort to receive approval. Some religions can get you killed in Texazistan, Fodder. Two religions. One the FBI can gas and burn for existing...bringing us back to witch burning as justice...



... the other religion wants to bring Upton Sinclair's The Jungle version of 20th Century meat packing practices, back, through religious exemption.

Clapped!

But back to the yaks enjoying crackers and spray cheese. Of course they do. Did you know that when the hot pepper jelly and cream cheese shows up with crackers, and beet vodka, The Party™ begins? At least in Texazistan and across The South.

https://www.southernliving.com/food/app ... pper-jelly

The yak milk might be off if they enjoy the party, but everywhere has some fresh fruit suitable for pepperfication. Use Frito's Scoops, pita chips, crackers, fresh bread for delivery to mouth device...and you're bussin' at the Yak Barn.

Is it cheese? We don't know, but ghost pepper, Fodder, a comrade can make great recipes with whatever "it" "is". If it became MORE cream cheese, the potential is there to recipe even better!!

And then hot pepper jelly, recipes. Test kitchens everywhere...

Production at the Yak Barn is what keeps everything chill. Yet, "They" make it so hard to remain so.

Surviving WW12 is gonna get ugly…



Put some yak oil on the burn.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 10:19 am

Surviving WW12 is gonna get ugly…



Put some yak oil on the burn.

My dear Comrade Jackalope

I had logged in and written a longish reply to you and hit submit. I was then told I had to login in order to comment...again. Lost my reply to you, of course.
I do not have the time or patience to wrangle a PC or sites with paranoid firewalls. Therefore I will just thank you for all the culinary advice and suggest you raise pigs to counter your hopped-up excitable neighbors. 

All the best...

Fodder For Cossacks wrote: ↑

5/17/2026, 5:25 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

5/16/2026, 10:19 am

Surviving WW12 is gonna get ugly…



Put some yak oil on the burn.

My dear Comrade Jackalope

I had logged in and written a longish reply to you and hit submit. I was then told I had to login in order to comment...again. Lost my reply to you, of course.
I do not have the time or patience to wrangle a PC or sites with paranoid firewalls. Therefore I will just thank you for all the culinary advice and suggest you raise pigs to counter your hopped-up excitable neighbors. 

All the best...

I'm back since REPLY seemed to be working yesterday(5/21) but today my mouse pointer was being jerked around - how tiresome, it's not going to phase an old Bolshevik - so please bear with me here, Comrade Jackelope:

Be advised that starting with the Memorial Day weekend until after Labor Day nothing will work. This has been the case for the past 5 years due to work-at-home and DEI techies under the age of 25. Don't try to solve problems with a service rep, or bank/pay bills online, esp. on the weekends. Proceed with caution. Follow when the US Congress is on vacation or has a day or two off as your cues.

Comrade, there are no yaks in Texasistan: MUCH TOO HOT! They have a thick wooly undercoat covered by the long hair. They are large animals that look more imposing by the bulk of hair and wool. They would be much happier in Minneapolis or Dearborn where they might scare the crap out of natives from hotter climes and south of the border down Mexico way. Yes, they are placid, but they get ticked off on occasion and a kick from one of them might be "life-altering." They do recognize threats like someone charging at them with an arm raised holding a scimitar, although they are slow to respond.

Yak milk/fat/cheese is well-liked in Nepal and points east and north along that latitude. " Yak Butter tea" is eagerly drunk daily in those places , although we at The Yak Barn are coffee drinkers and are heavily caffeinated.

Remember that the wannabe schmoozers in Congress are not going to help you deal with goats because they, the DC Denizens, live for getting invitations to the best parties in Wash.DC, Miami, Palm Beach. Therefore, goats and goat milk and cheese (feta) are sacred to them and their cuisine. In fact, they think their lives depend on it along with soy and GLP-1's and cocaine.

As for the goat problem, may I suggest a counter-offensive with psyops: First of all, get some Hog (pig) Barns going if you don't have some already. You are good with graphics so get some billboards up saying "Come to Pecos Pete's for the best BBQ'd whole hog or PORK you ever tasted. Alcoholic beverages available. Light up or chew." Or something like that. Smaller roadside signs would be effective, and bumper stickers, that read "We (love) pigs." Be creative.

Angus are large cattle and could be a good stand-in for large yaks. Nobody's going to be skinning/dressing slaughtered Angus or yaks in their backyards or kitchens. Or YOU could despatch and skin an Angus outside and leave the offal in the hot Texasistan sun. Make sure the real infidels are down wind.

(Try melted lard - bacon fat - mixed with vinegar drizzled over your greens.)


 

You went dark. The jackalope went dark, too. According to Red Square, Trump imported bad Irish Weather for Memorial Day here in Texazistan,



... and the our BBQ Pavilion was treated like an un Ball Roomed Rose Garden Club. You know Scott Bessent cooked in collecting a Tariff off the amount of Bad Irish Weather container ships waiting in line to be unloaded at ports located along the Gulf of America shoreline. Knowing how Bessent is a trade deal animal, he's probably arranged for the Irish Government to facilitate the import of what Americans can purchase at any MegaMart - window unit air conditioners.

Just because you have Bad Irish Weather, doesn't mean you have to be all hot and sweaty in your Irish burrow, too. It's legal to have a fireplace/hearth area in an Irish burrow, but it's against some regulation to have a window unit that can chill the room to First World Status???

So, apologies for inefficient work load of doing the needful in reply from this SUB WH cubical.

In Texazistan, we're being re-educated about goats and bovines, and even water, by 3rd Worlders.







Needless to say, this is a little different from what Texans are used to and we're certain, we'd rather not learn to coexist all the way to normalization of slaughtering goats in the backyard like Great Grandma and G'Dad did before LBJ electrified rural Texas. This rejection of normalization is why John Cornyn was fired as our Senator in our recent Primary Runoff (snicker) Election. (another post in my TPC SUB WH in-box needing attention)





The jackalope loves a good bacon grease and vinegar wilted salad.



In Texas, we love to cook and eat animals and give all glory to God for allowing it to happen.