Oregon Trip: $600, Massage: $300, Gore Grope: Priceless!

Comrades,
the racist, xenophobic, misogynist, right-wingers are trying to spread a most false rumor
about one of our greatest environmentalists and leaders Al Gore.



Coming recently off the separation news of Gore and his spouse, these evil right-wingers will stop at nothing!

According to the article:

[indentr]Vice President Al Gore was accused of repeated, unwanted sexual contact with a massage therapist at a Portland hotel room in 2006, according to police reports.

The woman told police she was "repeatedly subjected to unwanted sexual touching" in Gore's hotel room at the Hotel Lucia, according to the police report.

Gore was in town to campaign for Governor Ted Kulongoski in October, 2006. Neither Gore nor his representatives could be reached for comment Wednesday. He and his wife Tipper recently announced plans to divorce.

No criminal charges were brought against Gore.[/indentr]
In the article it does state that

Police say that, back in 2007, they released the initial three-page report regarding the incident after receiving a public records request from the Portland Tribune. An article on the newspaper's web site Wednesday indicated that the paper chose not to report the story at that time, in part due to the woman's desire to remain anonymous.

Thank goodness for the sensibilities of the MSM to not release such a false story. Besides, they were concerned for the women's desire to remain anonymous.

Comrades,

the most likely story is that the women was not able to control herself when around the "earthy powers" of Gore. I dare say she was "asking for it" by putting herself alone with such greatness as Al Gore.

Sadly, this is a problem that many progressive leaders have to deal with when in the company of the masses. Of course, it is good to know we can depend on the MSM to not quickly report such stories.

As far as I am concerned, the right had the "Gipper" and we have the "Groper". I will take the Groper any day comrades!
 

Al Gore groping a masseuse should be called called comic relief...with happy ending.
 

What one person calls rape or grooping grouping groping, does not another person calls 'a good time'. Who could believe that a good looking hunk like Algore would have to force his hands on any female? Just like loyal pervert President Clinton, men of such handsomeage adornments, do not need to force their bodily parts on others bodily parts.
I bet Mrs. Algore heard these nasty rumors, do you not? And now his new lady friend will be forced to hear these unfounded rumors. The press should do their job and not report unfoundedness. Where is CNN when we need them?

 

According to OregonLive.com

Quote:

The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them.

Well duh! What man wouldn't place 'stains on them' pants after being waterboarded sprayed with pheromones?!


 

We have new Progressive terminology gaining standardization in Collective lexicography:

Some old:
bodily fluids
tipsy, handsy predator

Some new:
crazed sex poodle

Oh Al, the is so much new to you than we knew.
 

I wish she had called him a 'banana sex cult leader!'


 

Comrade Putout,

A veritable cornucopia of laughs!
 

Al Gore is lucky he is not a Rethuglican, or he'd have been destroyed there and then by media thugs unbiased reporters.

Could it be that Gore's image of the nerdy "scientist," and even his attempts to become an alpha male, have been a clever deception to mask the fact that he was Slick Willie's evil twin brother?

So the line of thinking was, "Clinton may have been a creepy sleazebag, but his straightforward, right-thinking, and nerdy vice president redeemed all his sins."

Portrayal of Gore as a creepy sleazebag may destroy this elaborate myth. We must make sure this doesn't happen. No wonder the story was shelved. We must find out who unshelved the report and stage an exemplary execution.
 

Good point, Red Square. We cannot allow the mythos of "The Goracle" to be damaged, otherwise attempts to kill off evil kapitalism and save the People's Environment™ may be hurt.
 

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Let the fun begin....




 

Gulag 4 Alfred

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I usually resist the "made me laugh" comments but ... you made me laugh Comrade.
 

I'm not believing this story for even one second. What man his age would be caught dead with a 54 year old? Please.......sigh......... if she was 14 or 24, maybe.
 

Neotrotsky

Comrades,

the most likely story is that the women was not able to control herself when around the "earthy powers" of Gore. I dare say she was "asking for it" by putting herself alone with such greatness as Al Gore.

Sadly, this is a problem that many progressive leaders have to deal with when in the company of the masses. Of course, it is good to know we can depend on the MSM to not quickly report such stories.



This is true comrade. The late great Liberal Liar Lion Ted Kennedy was often confronted with waitresses using the code words "can I take your order, sir?" to indicate they wanted him and Chris Dodd to make a sandwich out of them. The illustrious husband of our great SOS Hillary was often hounded by women offering him cigars while his head was betwixt their legs. The great Congressperson and mortgage expert Barney Frank is often badgered to have sex by young men whom he has invited to get naked in his basement. I don't know what it is about these bitter clinging fools, they just can't keep their hands off of the people's heros. I suspect this woman in the Gore case likewise could not control herself and said something salacious to him like "Would you like a massage?" I hope for her sake Al does not prosecute her....
 

Comrades

I fear that this could mean the end of global warming climate change by our enemies using this story against us!

A happy ending but an ending none the less ;-)


Of course, there is hope. We can always Blame Bush or if necessary play our strong hand with the "race card"
 

To name a few:



I don't think the Clinton/Gore team was all that selective. But maybe they were more interested in "shovel ready" qualities of good proletariat women - progressive to the end. True Leaders of The People even in philandering.
 

Looks like Al's global warming climate change gig isn't working out as intended.

Luckily, he has something to fall back on... and just might win an Emmy® Award.


 

 

 

I wonder if this is why the Lame Stream Media™ buried the story for so long?

Rachel's not bad looking for a fifty-four-year-old massage therapist!


 

"Rachel's not bad looking for a fifty-four-year-old massage therapist!"

Enya used to work as a massage therapist named Rachel? If this is so then Al was certainly groping up the wrong tree. ONLY TIME will tell Comrade Putout.
 

iOTW has a PDF download of the 1/2009 docket with the gropee redacted.

It's pretty creepy Wally. I read the whole thing.

Basically, he tried to rape her.

One of the creepier things was him putting on Pink with his iPod and singing along with her to his favorite song. Yes, Al Gore's favorite tune is "Dear Mr. President".

Just imagine him playing "chase the masseuse" around the bedroom while he's singing to this little ditty.
I'm sure it makes ALL women horny....NOT.

And another thing...the masseuse voted for him in 2000.

 

And I had naively thought all along that Comrade Gore's commitment to the Science of Saving Mother Earth was so sincere that all he wanted was a continuation of The Art of the Hard-Science Massage!






This became the Tipping Point. Lucky for me my tail was out of reach.

--GAIA Minister Neytiri
 

I worry that these false accusations will distract comrade Gore from his essential task of raking in a fortune shuffling carbon credits redistributing wealth and saving the planet.

We're so sorry...Uncle Albert
 

Didn't Al Gore invent groping?
 

Surely if true his intentions were good, right?




 

Chedoh

Didn't Al Gore invent groping?


 

Why does the Pink sing so like that to Dear Leader? Does she not know that he to be praying 5 times each day not just at the time of the bed? Does she not know that he to be of most friendliness also to the gay peoples because he was to be of such enjoyment of friendship when he was being little boy? And why is she to be bringing up Dear Leader's youthfull experimentations with the cocaine when it is only natural that he would be doing of such things since he was of great turmoil by being of the blackness and whiteness all at the same time?

The Pink needs a good rinsing at the Jiffy Lobo.
 

Mrs. Al, I saw this and thought of you and the under wives. Link

Quote:

WILL women soon have a Viagra of their own? Although a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel recentlyrejected an application to market the drug flibanserin in the United States for women with low libido, it endorsed the potential benefits and urged further research.
 

ThePeoplesComrade

Mrs. Al, I saw this and thought of you and the under wives. Link

Quote:

WILL women soon have a Viagra of their own? Although a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel recently rejected an application to market the drug flibanserin in the United States for women with low libido, it endorsed the potential benefits and urged further research.

Comrade - women can finally do this!


 

What's next... Viagra® for children?!


 

I only mentioned it out of concern for the under wives.


 

Look at the Great Fake Mag. cover I made ... Wait, it's real.

You just can't make some of this stuff up. (I mean who would believe Brad would break Angie's heart like that.





I knew an objectionable jerk who was described by his closest friends as "someone who could not make out in a whore house with a fist-full of hundred dollar bills". I am seeing many similarities here (listen to the tape). So his private persona is like his public - loser. This is truly discouraging considering the number of votes this @$%&&XXX received for President.
But I'm sure Al will be fine if we all stand behind him. He will beat these false charges and assaults on his impeccable character. We must not lose faith in our Climate Champion.
 

Faux news is banging the hell out of this non-story (am 6/28/10). They've got a lot of room to talk. They only hire, "what they think are", beautiful women devoted to their craft and that's soooooooooooo unfair. What's a proper Comradette to do? What if one like the Peoples Comrade presented needed a job? Damn Faux news.