Oregon Trip: $600, Massage: $300, Gore Grope: Priceless!


the racist, xenophobic, misogynist, right-wingers are trying to spread a most false rumor
about one of our greatest environmentalists and leaders Al Gore.
Coming recently off the separation news of Gore and his spouse, these evil right-wingers will stop at nothing!
According to the article:
Vice President Al Gore was accused of repeated, unwanted sexual contact with a massage therapist at a Portland hotel room in 2006, according to police reports.
The woman told police she was "repeatedly subjected to unwanted sexual touching" in Gore's hotel room at the Hotel Lucia, according to the police report.
Gore was in town to campaign for Governor Ted Kulongoski in October, 2006. Neither Gore nor his representatives could be reached for comment Wednesday. He and his wife Tipper recently announced plans to divorce.
No criminal charges were brought against Gore.
In the article it does state that
Police say that, back in 2007, they released the initial three-page report regarding the incident after receiving a public records request from the Portland Tribune. An article on the newspaper's web site Wednesday indicated that the paper chose not to report the story at that time, in part due to the woman's desire to remain anonymous.
Thank goodness for the sensibilities of the MSM to not release such a false story. Besides, they were concerned for the women's desire to remain anonymous.
Comrades,
the most likely story is that the women was not able to control herself when around the "earthy powers" of Gore. I dare say she was "asking for it" by putting herself alone with such greatness as Al Gore.
Sadly, this is a problem that many progressive leaders have to deal with when in the company of the masses. Of course, it is good to know we can depend on the MSM to not quickly report such stories.
As far as I am concerned, the right had the "Gipper" and we have the "Groper". I will take the Groper any day comrades!




I bet Mrs. Algore heard these nasty rumors, do you not? And now his new lady friend will be forced to hear these unfounded rumors. The press should do their job and not report unfoundedness. Where is CNN when we need them?



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The woman told investigators that she informed two friends and kept the clothes she wore that night, including her black pants with stains on them.Well duh! What man wouldn't place 'stains on them' pants after being


Some old:
bodily fluids
tipsy, handsy predator
Some new:
crazed sex poodle
Oh Al, the is so much new to you than we knew.




A veritable cornucopia of laughs!


Could it be that Gore's image of the nerdy "scientist," and even his attempts to become an alpha male, have been a clever deception to mask the fact that he was Slick Willie's evil twin brother?
So the line of thinking was, "Clinton may have been a creepy sleazebag, but his straightforward, right-thinking, and nerdy vice president redeemed all his sins."
Portrayal of Gore as a creepy sleazebag may destroy this elaborate myth. We must make sure this doesn't happen. No wonder the story was shelved. We must find out who unshelved the report and stage an exemplary execution.




Let the fun begin....


Gulag 4 Alfred
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I usually resist the "made me laugh" comments but ... you made me laugh Comrade.




Neotrotsky
Comrades,the most likely story is that the women was not able to control herself when around the "earthy powers" of Gore. I dare say she was "asking for it" by putting herself alone with such greatness as Al Gore.
Sadly, this is a problem that many progressive leaders have to deal with when in the company of the masses. Of course, it is good to know we can depend on the MSM to not quickly report such stories.
This is true comrade. The late great Liberal


I fear that this could mean the end of
A happy ending but an ending none the less ;-)
Of course, there is hope. We can always Blame Bush or if necessary play our strong hand with the "race card"


I don't think the Clinton/Gore team was all that selective. But maybe they were more interested in "shovel ready" qualities of good proletariat women - progressive to the end. True Leaders of The People even in philandering.


Luckily, he has something to fall back on... and just might win an Emmy® Award.






Rachel's not bad looking for a fifty-four-year-old massage therapist!


Enya used to work as a massage therapist named Rachel? If this is so then Al was certainly groping up the wrong tree. ONLY TIME will tell Comrade Putout.


It's pretty creepy Wally. I read the whole thing.
Basically, he tried to rape her.
One of the creepier things was him putting on Pink with his iPod and singing along with her to his favorite song. Yes, Al Gore's favorite tune is "Dear Mr. President".
Just imagine him playing "chase the masseuse" around the bedroom while he's singing to this little ditty.
I'm sure it makes ALL women horny....NOT.
And another thing...the masseuse voted for him in 2000.



This became the Tipping Point. Lucky for me my tail was out of reach.
--GAIA Minister Neytiri


We're so sorry...Uncle Albert






Chedoh
Didn't Al Gore invent groping?

The Pink needs a good rinsing at the Jiffy Lobo.




Mrs. Al, I saw this and thought of you and the under wives. Link
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WILL women soon have a Viagra of their own? Although a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel recentlyrejected an application to market the drug flibanserin in the United States for women with low libido, it endorsed the potential benefits and urged further research.

ThePeoplesComrade


Mrs. Al, I saw this and thought of you and the under wives. Link
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WILL women soon have a Viagra of their own? Although a Food and Drug Administration advisory panel recently rejected an application to market the drug flibanserin in the United States for women with low libido, it endorsed the potential benefits and urged further research.Comrade - women can finally do this!
(I know... cute ass! Look at Chedoh running away like a little girl!!)







You just can't make some of this stuff up. (I mean who would believe Brad would break Angie's heart like that.
I knew an objectionable jerk who was described by his closest friends as "someone who could not make out in a whore house with a fist-full of hundred dollar bills". I am seeing many similarities here (listen to the tape). So his private persona is like his public - loser. This is truly discouraging considering the number of votes this @$%&&XXX received for President.


