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UN Climate Change Conference Update

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Fellow Communist,

Surely you've heard that The Party Elite have sacrificed their time meeting in Cancun, Mexico to discuss Climate Change™.

“Professor Kevin Anderson, Director of the Tyndall Centre for Global Warming Climate Change Research, said the only way to reduce global emissions enough, while allowing the poor nations to continue to grow, is to halt economic growth in the rich world over the next twenty years,” according to The Telegraph.

Prof. Anderson admitted that electricity rationing would likely be necessary to achieve the desired decrease in carbon emissions. “I am not saying we have to go back to living in caves,” he said. But getting rid of full size refrigerators, wearing sweaters instead of turning on the furnace, and not being able to afford petrol for the family car - all of which he calls necessary “adjustments in everyday life” –

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Participants with our best interest in mind included:

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(L-R) Hungarian-American businessman and philanthropist George Soros, the Head of Indonesian Presidents Delivery Unit for REDD Kuntoro Mangkusubroto and Norway's Primer Minister Jens Stoltenberg, take part in a meeting at the UN climate Change Conference (COP16) in Cancun, Mexico, on December 8, 2010.

Some practiced their best bird calls!

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UN General Secertary Ban Ki-Moon speaks during the opening ceremony of the COP16 United Nations Climate Change conference on December 7, 2010 in Cancun, Mexico. Ban called the world's efforts to contain climate change 'insufficient' and urged countries meeting in Cancun, Mexico, to come up with a 'breakthrough.'

All the best men were assembled!

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The Executive Secretary of the UN Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC), ChristianaFigueres (R), talks to an unidentified aid during the opening ceremony of the COP16 United Nations Climate Change conference on December 7, 2010 in Cancun, Mexico. Ban called the world's efforts to contain climate change 'insufficient' and urged countries meeting in Cancun, Mexico, to come up with a 'breakthrough.'

Thank G-d, Jimmy Carter and Jack Daniels we have these smart folk looking out for us.

Addendum: Why would any good comrade leave comment bubbles on pics?...

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The weather is Cancun is quite brisk, and the temperatures are unusually low. They call it the "Gore Effect," - wherever there is a climate change convention, the temperatures plunge. But I am completely undaunted by this. You will never be able to convince me that global warming is not occurring. I mean, don't people understand that there is a difference between climate and weather?

Certainly, there were sacrifices made at the convention. I bet Mr. Soros was a true gentleman and gave up the blankets in his hotel room to some poor Mexican family to help them keep warm at night.

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Comrades this whole climate change scam is failing right before our eyes. Al Gore didn't even bother attending this Cancun shindig. Likewise no US politician bothered to go, not even for the free food and drink. That says it all right there.

We need a new hastily concocted global crisis which can only be solved by the redistribution of Western wealth to 3rd world pisspot Socialist dictatorships.

Recently Ted Turner tried to revive over population as the next great apocalypse. He suggested that America adopt a one child policy like China. Having 5 kids of his own, who better than him to don the self righteous mantle that no longer fits Al Gore?

I dunno, we tried that decades ago and it never gained traction. Swine and bird flu also failed to create a planetary hysteria that we could exploit. Does anyone have any fresh ideas?

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Shut down the Internet
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Crash the Economy in a single day. Guaranteed.


Our " president " has engineered it so he can give the order personally.

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UN climate kooks want to cripple US economy and ban H2O

Some people will sign anything that includes phrases like, ”global effort,” “international community,” and “planetary.” Such was the case at COP 16, this year's United Nations Conference on Climate Change in Cancun, Mexico.

This year, CFACT students created two mock-petitions to test U.N. Delegates. The first asked participants to help destabilize the United States economy, the second to ban water.

The first project, entitled “Petition to Set a Global Standard” sought to isolate and punish the United States of America for defying the international community, by refusing to bite, hook, line and sinker on the bait that is the Kyoto Protocol. The petition went so far as to encourage the United Nations to impose tariffs and trade restrictions on the U.S. in a scheme to destabilize the nation's economy. Specifically, the scheme seeks to lower the U.S. GDP by 6% over a ten year period, unless the U.S. signs a U.N. treaty on global warming.

This would be an extremely radical move by the United Nations. Even so, radical left-wing environmentalists from around the world scrambled eagerly to sign.

The second project was as successful as the first. It was euphemistically entitled “Petition to Ban the Use of Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)” (translation water). It was designed to show that if official U.N. delegates could be duped by college students into banning water, that they could essentially fall for anything, including pseudo-scientific studies which claim to show that global warming is man-caused.

Despite the apparently not-so-obvious reference to H2O, almost every delegate that collegian students approached signed their petition to ban that all too dangerous substance, which contributes to the greenhouse effect, is the major substance in acid rain, and is fatal if inhaled.

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I so wanted to attend the lovely conferencing in Cancun but could not find a bikini that was suitable... nor my heavy winter coat. I am thinking, it is mandatory to make these attendances, otherwise they might vote on something we do not like.

"UN climate kooks want to cripple US economy and ban H2O"... and thank Obama for that, Whoopie! I had told the dear beloved late Mr. P to "STOP THAT OR GO OUTSIDE", many times but he would continue on as if I was not screaming speaking. I was finally force to make him stop eating chili. (the food product, not the country) But it also came to my immediate attention that calling a city 'Cancun' is racist. Does that not sound racist to you?!

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:Fellow Communist,

Surely you've heard that The Party Elite have sacrificed their time meeting in Cancun, Mexico to discuss Climate Change™.

“Professor Kevin Anderson, Director of the Tyndall Centre for Climate Change Research, said the only way to reduce global emissions enough, while allowing the poor nations to continue to grow, is to halt economic growth in the rich world over the next twenty years,” according to The Telegraph.

Prof. Anderson admitted that electricity rationing would likely be necessary to achieve the desired decrease in carbon emissions. “I am not saying we have to go back to living in caves,” he said. But getting rid of full size refrigerators, wearing sweaters instead of turning on the furnace, and not being able to afford petrol for the family car - all of which he calls necessary “adjustments in everyday life” –


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https://www.daylife.com/search?q=UN+Climate+Change+Conference
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Or we can build nuclear reactors. It might be a problem with some who were scared by all the "environmentalists" and their endless nonsense about nuclear waste (the cause they took up after the ice age fizzled and before global warming).

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We need to figure out how to better educate our Progressive Comrades: https://wattsupwiththat.com/2010/12/08/cop16-attendees-fall-for-the-old-dihydrogen-monoxide-petition-as-well-as-signing-up-to-cripple-the-u-s-economy/ This is almost as embarassing as when those at the Jon Stewart rally attacked the Reich-Winger carrying the "Obama = Keynesian?" sign as though it was an attack on his birthplace. KOOK

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: But it also came to my immediate attention that calling a city 'Cancun' is racist. Does that not sound racist to you?!

Yes it does Frau. I recall when they sent comrade OJ to prison he mistakenly thought they were taking him to Cancun.

Comrade Paradigm, lately you're starting to make sense, we should increase your meds.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Comrade Paradigm, lately you're starting to make sense, we should increase your meds.

Favor legalization on the Federal level and I will be happy to take personal responsibility and do it myself.

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Shut down the Internet
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Crash the Economy in a single day. Guaranteed.


Our " president " has engineered it so he can give the order personally.

This could be most useful to achieve our goals... So long as he doesn't share this power with Dear Jr. Leader Biden... he might screw it all up...


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Who is this New Paradigm prole??? Does he not know he cannot make "sense", as a simply prole?! I DENOUNCE HIM!!!

Image and welcome!

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Frau P, so glad to see you are using your denouncement authority so liberally... I thought you were slippin'!

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New Paradigm wrote:
Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Comrade Paradigm, lately you're starting to make sense, we should increase your meds.

Favor legalization on the Federal level and
I will be happy to take personal responsibility and do it myself.


WTF is this blasphemy???
ALL YOU REQUIRE COMES FROM THE FLACCID NIPPLE OF THE STATE.
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It's your appropriate actions that are pleasing towards it that make it erect & give of it's divine life sustaining milk.

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Comrade Shovel 4 U,

Dat's some cow. And Dose is some words. Surely, Dey will come in handy in helping Dear Leader get elected, all over again. Dey make Hope and Change look outdated.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:Who is this New Paradigm prole??? Does he not know he cannot make "sense", as a simply prole?! I DENOUNCE HIM!!!

Image and welcome!

Thanks!

It's politically correct around here to denounce me.

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
New Paradigm wrote: Favor legalization on the Federal level and
I will be happy to take personal responsibility and do it myself.


WTF is this blasphemy???

It's not blasphemy. It's in the liberal brochure.


 
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