April 22: Earth Protection Racket Day

Earth Day:

A day of action to save the earth from farmers, ranchers, mining, timber, oil, chemical companies, and anyone else who seeks to utilize the earth's resources to enhance, enrich, and extend the lives of Americans and others worldwide. Characterized by the media's massive awareness drive to (a) remind the world that American capitalists are raping the earth and stealing its riches, thus causing all of the planet's environmental problems; (b) advocate a greater government control of land, resources, and industries; and (c) increase the constantly growing white male guilt levels. A great way to politicize spring cleaning and give an ideological rationalization for the rebirth of nature.

(From The People's Glossary)

FROM OUR Earth Protection Racket ARCHIVES:
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• Obama: Shovel-Ready on Lenin's Birthday / Earth Day
• Activist Lawsuit: God Guilty of Malicious Climate Change
• Earth Day: Bush Shovels Earth In Punishment
• Vengeful Science Sends Fire and Brimstone on Bible Belt
• Lenin Is Risen, Talks to Press
• Anthropogenic Continental Drift: An Incoherent Truth
• Bush Finds Cheap, Non-Addictive Energy Source
• Media Saddened As Ernesto Fails To Liberate Property In Florida
• Global Warming Vodka: Cheap Alternative Solution
• Pascal's Global Warming Wager: Amen and Hallelujah!
• Open Letter to President Gore
• Al Gore's Oscar/Nobel Acceptance Speech (Draft)
• Oscars: Notes From The Politburo
• Global Warming: Alaska Needs More Air Conditioners
• America Strikes Back At The Environment
• Uncle Gore's CarbonKid™ BabyPower Generator

 

Reposted from Earth Day 2005 story at the insistence of Mrs. Red Square:


 

Our Earth Day heroes are being watched by their enemies. Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore think their phones are being tapped. There is no proof, but just think about it. Anyone as important to the planet as Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore must have their phones tapped.
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Comrades, it has been a glorious Earth Day! Much was accomplished all over our poor, victimized world, by those progressive enough to do all they can - and give all they can give - to halt the merciless slaughter of our once harmonious planet!

But now, much like our spiritual forefather above (but not too much), I must rest, knowing that my toil and labor to bring awareness to the blind and the reich wing to the gulag shall start again at the break of day tomorrow...
 

A reader sent this comment from his blog:

A few celebs including Cameron Diaz had visited a poverty-stricken Nepalese village. Diaz had remarked about how the villagers "continue to live in harmony with the world around them."

It never occurs to these people that a goodly part of nature is at war with us. Unsanitary homes and drinking water supplies are not harmony, they are capitulation to the jackboot of nature. At the time, life expectancy in Nepal was 59 years; now it’s 68, so the country is doing something right.

Next Earth Day someone should show up at an event protesting against nature, with “Stand up against the oppressor” signs.
 

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Our San Fran comrades know how to celebrate earth awareness. As Obama says, organizing is messy.
 

We must of course be very sensitive to Gaia; after all, mankind is an interloper on the earth, never mind that we grew up here. The best policy is the gradual extinction of mankind. By concentration camp, gas oven, or regulating carbon emissions. Only when people are dying in huge numbers can we know that we are big and important.

The exception of course is the Washington Mall during the inauguration of His Worship, Barack His Holiness Obama. But that's okay. The Tea-baggers picked it all up.

Such fools.
 

EPA: "Crucify them"..................yeah, okay, fascism arrived already! Who knew!

http://junkscience.com/2012/04/26/senator-launches-probe-into-epas-houses-could-explode-scare-tactics-crucify-them-philosophy/ DDT: A weapon of mass survival............http://junkscience.com/2012/04/26/world-needs-to-stabilise-population-and-cut-consumption-says-club-of-rome-royal-society/
 

Red Square

A reader sent this comment from his blog:

A few celebs including Cameron Diaz had visited a poverty-stricken Nepalese village. Diaz had remarked about how the villagers "continue to live in harmony with the world around them."

It never occurs to these people that a goodly part of nature is at war with us. Unsanitary homes and drinking water supplies are not harmony, they are capitulation to the jackboot of nature. At the time, life expectancy in Nepal was 59 years; now it’s 68, so the country is doing something right.

Next Earth Day someone should show up at an event protesting against nature, with “Stand up against the oppressor” signs.




PROG OFF:

My guess is that the unsanitary homes and water supplies in Nepal, much like the unsanitary homes and drinking water supplies in other places, are capitulation to the jackboot of the State. Capitalism is much more in tune with the nature; poverty always results, in some way, from its absence (and the presence of central planning and corruption). Read F. Bastiat sometime if you get la chance.
 

We all know that the only reason that anyone lives in unsanitary homes or has dirty drinking water is because evil Amerikan capitalist kossacks stole all the good water and housing from the peasants! Down with evil capitalist pig dogs!