Barack Obama: the Second Lady of the United States



Director of communications for Michelle Obama called this story "100 per cent false, " claiming that the First Lady only stopped briefly to buy
So who is this Second Lady of the United States? Candid snapshots below give a clue, suggesting that America today has no sitting President - but only First Lady Michelle Obama (FLOTUS) and Second Lady Barack Obama (SLOTUS).







Since their first shopping date at Victoria's Secret, Michelle has become Barack's professional advisor with advanced knowledge of garments and trends, as well as of Barack's taste in lingerie color and texture.
Hence the confusion in the media that incorrectly reported Michelle buying underwear with the Queen of Qatar. Rather, Michelle was buying underwear for the Queen of Couture.







Cigar, anyone?








It all comes together, doesn't it?



They should have Mugabe on to describe how the British continue to oppress Zimbabwe.


He looked at the picture above and mused. "You know, Theocritus, when Barry was here at the Rancho and I gave him the drag lessons, he did pretty well, when I could get his attention away from his college brackets. And look! He did learn how to have his feet cross over each other when he walks. That makes his ass sway just right.
"And I don't think that he had to use any foam rubber to get a good woman's ass. Do you think it could have been those estrogen pills that I gave him? And also, I gave him this

"You know, Theocritus, he didn't take that along? And now I see he doesn't need it."



I wonder if Darwin ever worked in that part of the world.




How better to distract people from the image of him with his feet on a desk?
And I'm sure that this makes perfect sense, like spending our way to prosperity and sobering up by chugging Everclear, because in my heart I feel it makes perfect sense. Because, all together now, "Reality is what we pull out of our asses at 7 AM."






If there's success and greedy capitiTOList pigs are making money, and incidentally hiring people, then we need to have people who are reliably surly, resentful, and infinitely self-entitled.
And so you know how hard it is to get them? I mean, we have the entire self-esteem industry: the NEA, because self-esteem means never having to teach, and the safety net, which is generous enough that hamburger flipping is despised, unless you're going to eat the burger.
But despite our best efforts, there are still some people who would rather do for themselves, and I HATE THAT.
So we need a reliable source of resentful, nasty, churlish, loutish trash and until we can clone the Obamas, we need to have Potempkin People.




Each instantiation has its own methods of course:
Occupier.Shout(TheCurrentTruth)
Occupier.Shit(FoodGivenYouLastNight)
and here's the big one
Soros->Occupier.Destroy(OtherPeoplesProperty)
The only trouble though is that they are by definition non-deterministic. Oh hell, just plain pusillanimous. I swear to Lenin these are the weakest-headed red-diaper babies that I've ever seen. Really, in my youth, I'd demonstrate for DAYS on nothing but thin potato soup and a few moldy beet rinds. But no, these people need Starbucks.
What's the world coming to? Where's the rage? I wanna feel the RAGE!


Father Prog Theocritus
PR, you are inspired! We need Potempkin People! That's it! Rent Potempkin people! .............We need a reliable source of resentful, nasty, churlish, loutish trash and until we can clone the Obamas, we need to have Potempkin People.
Theo, here's our labor solution !
" Potemkin People Extrordinaire "
They even have their own T-shirts, for cry'n out loud !
( They've also been trained to get on the bus all by themselves. )




Now that I am the Madest of Made Progs, it seems that I have accumulated a few exiguous assets. Carefully stolen, mind you and only from RethugliKKKans. And I rather want to keep it.
Well, I have toiled very hard over the past decades. I never let a good deed happen without taking credit for it; nothing bad ever passed without my remarking that it was Bush's fault. Even when he was at Yale it was obvious it would be Bush's fault and I started back then.
What I have I earned, just as John Kerry earned what he has.
Oh. That's right. He didn't. He just married it.
Like Teddy Kennedy earning what he had. Oh. That's right. He didn't.
Like Pam Harriman earning what she had. Oh. That's right. She didn't.
Well, it's mine and it's going to stay mine.
Hear and believe, Oh My Fellow Progs: there are two classes of money: the money in my pocket and the money which has been unaccountably delayed in finding its way into my pocket.
That's it.






Then they go to prison documentaries. What a segue. As you know, in music when you change keys, you have to modulate. There is no modulation needed between Rachel Madcow and a maximum-security prison where one prisoner has "triple murderer" tattooed along his jaw line. One the right. He has another crime on the left jaw line.
As soon as you're getting comfortable with the Chicago-thug-style prison politics (David Axelrod could bite their legs off), then on comes Chris Matthews, his leg just thrilling to the glories of Lord Obambam.
Again, no modulation needed. From the glorious politics which leads inexorably to the prison camp or at least a re-education camp, to the prison camp, back to the politics.
Only in America.


Mrs. Red Square
Answering further questions ...I dare say FLOTUS is quite envious of the fetching image of FLORS* even though I'm sure she doesn't know you're still using your "before" picture.
--KOOK
*FLORS: First Lady Of Red Square

Who calls TOP!?



Need I say more?
Makes you wonder just what the word is on that box to His left, doesn't it?

Bill moved to his office to Harlem. A security guy said that Bill had 25 women a day show up at the White House wanting to see him. He said it was horrible. I wonder how many show up at the Harlem office. The media won't report that anymore than they will report Communist activities.
I wonder how many gay dudettes are showing up at the WH that security has to turn away.


Does this make my ass look big?




1IDVET
Too funny.Does this make my ass look big?
"Does my big ass make my ass look big?"


Use whenever photographs of the Obama's begin to cause eye pain...


As long as we have the money to float a navy. Soon, by Lenin, we'll have our navy down to doing training exercises with the Libyan one.


Father Prog Theocritus
Oh. My. God. I opened this thread and guess who was standing behind me looking? Bruno, of course. Bruno.He looked at the picture above and mused. "You know, Theocritus, when Barry was here at the Rancho and I gave him the drag lessons, he did pretty well, when I could get his attention away from his college brackets. And look! He did learn how to have his feet cross over each other when he walks. That makes his ass sway just right.
"And I don't think that he had to use any foam rubber to get a good woman's ass. Do you think it could have been those estrogen pills that I gave him? And also, I gave him this

"You know, Theocritus, he didn't take that along? And now I see he doesn't need it."
Most Equal old friend. Yes I have had Questions about Obumbles, and who truly wears the pants.

http://keyboardmilitia.com/2010/06/17/c ... ional-law/

This carp does not go on in a real law school.
http://keyboardmilitia.com/2010/06/17/c ... ional-law/


It's a good thing liberals think gender is an artificial construct, then this shouldn't offend them...





