Bush Lauded by Nat'l Organization of Community Organizers






It ate the cat.
I had to use the reserves of Varsol that I keep for the Empress when she and Nansky come by for a session with the Hildo Turbo-Hydra 7.1.
But when you come, don't bring your good Frederick's. Bruno is, after all 6' 3" tall. If you brought out some cool fish-net stockings it would only be a matter of time until he'd have put his size 14 feet through the bottom of them and he'd look like two bottle brushes. And it's not a pretty sight.
I still have scars in my mind from seeing him in fish-net stockings, a bowler hat and high-heeled shoes which took two cow hides to make trying to do Bob Fosse's Cabaret numbers. Step, kick, step, kick. "What good is staying alone in your room..."
And as he sat on the cane-bottom chair, it collapsed and he ran, screaming like Jodin, into the bathroom. Where the Paris fungus hadn't quite been killed. I'm still sorting that out.




Premier....you are still so easily disgusted...glad to see you haven't been changed by the horrific experience w/ the Chairman.


Hussies n' Thingies
Btw,Comrade Theo,I think that Paris would be better at explaining black holes.yes...or maybe Maxine Waters...OH! did you say holes?
Sorry my bad



Premier Betty
Mazda?Is that an Official Party Car?


I personally have a hard-on (in the most respectful and non-libidinous way) for Sheila Jackson, who represents NASA's district and who asked NASA if, when they got to Mars, they'd find the flag they left there.
Gotta love it. Proof of modern education.



Some people should be lined up and shot...those who elect such dipshits go first.
And the Japs dropped "the bomb" on Pearl Harbor, too.




Private Pravda

Some people should be lined up and shot...those who elect such dipshits go first.
And the Japs dropped "the bomb" on Pearl Harbor, too.
Economy? One bullet? No adjustment for inflation?










On a side note, I think that's where Rockstar Games got the character Brucie from.






Must I now grab shovel and book passage?


http://www.g4tv.com/xplay/reviews/1774/Grand_Theft_Auto_IV.html


















Pressing buttons is good.






Commissar Theocritus
I had to use the reserves of Varsol that I keep for the Empress when she and Nansky come by for a session with the Hildo Turbo-Hydra 7.1.Ah, the smell of Varsol in the morning.... smells like.... Hillary!
I love that smell...but have not smelled Varsol since I was a kid. They still make it? I have a friend with tons of antique cars and you name it that brings me down memory lane, and one of those things in his garage was cans of ESSO Varsol. just like I knew growing up.






My Name Is Top Secret
Pravda, you bring up an interesting feild of science. If there are multiple dimensions, then there are many possibilities as to what could have happened to him in that situation. There are even dimensions in which Hillary is elected, Communism successfully sweeps the globe, and I can deal myself four aces for seven consecutive hands without cheating. I think we should find a way to travel to the most desireable dimensions where Karl Marx finds the secret to immortality and brings the world into a time of prosperity and equallity under the glorious banner of the Hammer and SickleAh, the field of Quantum Collectives has been a subject of interest to me for many years. I see you have been thinking quite a bit about this comrade. However.... do you have a pass to allow you to think?


And it was entertaining!




Premier Betty
The smell of justice.mixed in well with the napalm and stirred nicely with Phosphorous.




Soon the One will announce what those freedoms are. As I understand it one freedom will be higher taxes. What joy. Josef is undoubtly happy in his grave.




Sister Massively Opiated
I can't believe I missed a discussion about Quantum Mechanics... they're the guys that fix the Delorean in "Back to the Future"... right?... There are Libyan Freedom fighters in that movie, if I remember correctly... Doesn't the evil doctor steals their Plutonium from them?....Steal!!!!
Of course not he merely appropiates it for the use of the people.


Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing


Tiglath-Pileser
Why in the name of Stalin would you need alternatik realities--just write the history the korrect way. Works every time, read NYT.The field of Quatum Collectives if far more encompassing. For instance, while re-writing history is clearly effective, it is far too linear, and it allows for the possibility that some evidence of actual events may remain to pose problems. Quatum Collectivness allows for multiple realities to occur simultaneously, without competing "realities" in a particular collective space=time.
It relies to a great deal on the Uncertainty Principle. This is not easily explained, but it basically comes down to the more we know the location of an object, party member, or origin of an idea, the less is known of the energy, the identity, or validity. For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located.
Guest
Which explains why we can never find him when we need him.
However!!! I am beginning to suspect he may, once again, be in the klink after another chemically induced bender.
I swear to Lenin!!! I think The Chairman is The Party's™ version of the BOFH.
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Anonymous
For instance, the more you are certain that the Chairman is positively located at an Obama fundraiser, the less you know about his actual contribution intake, and vise versa, the more you know of his contribution intake, the less you know where he is currently located.Which explains why we can never find him when we need him.
However!!! I am beginning to suspect he may, once again, be in the klink after another chemically induced bender.
I swear to Lenin!!! I think The Chairman is The Party's™ version of the BOFH.
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Sorry about that. I thought I was logged in.
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ZB


Marshal Pupovich
The field of Quatum Collectives if far more encompassing.Is that same thing but different as "No man, no problem," or am I still thinking too linear...like bullet paths on firing squad?

Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities


You see, the Punchenko Uncertainty Principle is based on some very complicated People's Math™. Therefore, it is very difficult to use words to describe it. But I shall try.
You can never know if Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko is stealing your money or not. Because you will never be able to tell: 1) If he is even there or not and 2) If he is sober or not. Therefore, it is impossible to know what state he is in or what prison he currently locked up in, assuming he is locked up. Or if he is in the People's City of Richmond, VA's jail sleeping one off, or not.
I hope this has helped.
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Zampolit Boris S. Blokhayev
1st Chief Directorate of The Party's™ Margarita Research and Operations.
Grand Inquisitor of the Reformed Church of Latter Day Climatology (The Goremons)


I feel good about the uncertainty of my freedoms because the wealthy republikan class will suffer more than me in the glorious revolution of next Tuesday.
Comrade “Pul”
Tiglath-Pileser III
Over 2753 Years of Organizing Communities


Our freedoms are not uncertain. You can be sure, the Obamessiah will see to it that our freedoms are secure. He will free us from our money. He will free us from our property. And he will free us from having to think for ourselves. Indeed, January 9, 2008 will be a glorious day for the revolution!
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ZB

