Chairman Dean's Message: Turn Up Volume



"Our message is right there, people just aren't hearing it," says the Party Chairman Dr. Howard Dean. "It's in our speeches, political ads, sympathetic radio and TV programming, friendly newspaper publications, progressive blogging, and mass emailing campaigns. Our (Democrat) message is clearly the only one that makes sense. So if we're still losing at the ballot boxes, that must only mean people aren't hearing us. Therefore, we need to make the same points, but make them louder."

Dr. Dean has started issuing Democrat "Screaming Points," with suggested decibel levels and designs for creating proper "listening environments" (Figure 1).

Dr. Dean then proceeded to give a speech to the Daughters of the American Revolution, during which there was clear evidence that he was being adequately heard (Figure 3).
Pure Genius!
The Guinness Brewmasters
Dissident Agitator No. 96
The colon is a part of the human body,
often overlooked for healthy hearing...
The People's approved apparatus,
commonly known as the 'Clinton Enema',
is a very effective tool for propaganda purposes...


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Comrade Sheehad
And if that don't work - then you're gonna hear some 1960's musicians sing until you're re-educated so you better give up now, cuz the left won't put up with this lack of paying for it or else it's prison for those tax refunds!!!
Where's the camera?! Where are the cameras!!!????




Kommissar Betty
I noticed that none of the above suggestions include brain washing. If they truly want to get their message out they need to have their minds cleared of all capitalist ideals and be started again from the beginning.for that we need a shovel, good Kommissar, upside the head...




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"Успокаивать," he answer when asking obvious.